#sasuke incorrect quotes

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

naruto: Sasuke, according to this book about couple's counseling. You shouldn't respond to me when I'm opening up to you about how I feel, with "“When was the last time I even did that?”

sasuke:

naruto: so when I tell you I hate it when you keep refusing to come back to konoha with me, you should say "Naruto I won't ever do that again"

sasuke:

naruto: let's practice. "Sasuke. I hate that i'm running after you and you're refusing to come back to konoha with me"

sasuke:

naruto: now your turn. say "Naruto, i'm sorry for making you feel that way. would it help if I came back to konoha with you?"

sasuke: I don't think you're reading that book the right way. "Naruto, would it help if you went to therapy and stopped running after me? Yes?

[alysianmoon]

Sasuke, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I’m losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There’s blood on my hands.

[iidilio]

Sakura: "I heard someone got into a fight with a cat"

Y/N: "Who would fight with a cat?"

Sasuke: -scratched and bruised- "well, maybe that cat was being an idiot"

[fattuccini-afraido]

Naruto: See, if you kill a killer,the number of killers in the world remains the same.

Sasuke: Kill two.

[snipscantread]

naruto but it’s something i heard in my american public high school

sasuke, washing his hands in the bathroom: yeah, i was a psychopath in middle school

naruto: everyone’s a psychopath in middle school, man

sasuke: i killed a bird and brought it to school

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Naruto: Sasuke did you know there are fanfics written about us?

Sasuke: What's fanfic?

Naruto: Fictions fans write about us!

Sasuke: Why would fans write fiction about us?

Naruto: They write fiction about us being together!

Sasuke: Why would they want us to be together?

Naruto: Because we're a hot ship Sasuke!

Sasuke: What's a ship?

Naruto: A romantic pairing of two characters that fans stan!

Sasuke: What's stanning?

Naruto: Being a major fangurl to a ship or a character or a situation!

Sasuke: Oh well then I stan us.

Naruto: Me too I name our ship Narsuke!

Sasuke: That's dumb I name our ship Sasuto.

#narsuke #sasuto

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Naruto: Those are cute jeans.

Sasuke: You're cute jeans.

Naruto: Those are my jeans?

Sasuke: No..

Naruto: Oh I thought you said "your cute jeans".

Sasuke: I did..

Naruto: Those are my jeans?

Sasuke: NO!!!

Naruto: Then why did you say--

Sasuke: YOU *ARE* CUTE JEANS!!!

Naruto: .. Huh?!

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

I had no idea what to get Sasuke as a present for Christmas so I got him a harem of little orphan children so he can adopt them and restart his Uchiha family line, hopefully he likes my present and is okay with being a dad to 300 kids. I already gave them the surname Uchiha so he better be okay being a dad. The orphans are happy and excited to be adopted by us and proud to be Uchiha, since I explained to them that the Uchiha clan was a powerful ninja warrior clan once until they were all mass slaughtered by Itachi and the kids are convinced they will all have the Mangekyo Sharingan one day. 

If Sasuke decides he doesn't want to be a dad to 300 kids, these kids are going back to the orphanage on Christmas with no Christmas dinner, and the Uchiha clan will once again be extinct. 

(Or @orochimaru-anon might take them off my hand, he wants to be a dad really bad this Christmas, for some reason...)

#narsuke #sasuto