Desperate Times, Desperate Measures (1803 words) by JustSomeoneUnordinary Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sarutobi Sasuke/Senju Tobirama Characters: Senju Tobirama, Sarutobi Sasuke (Naruto) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Ninja, Humor, Dirty Thoughts, Internal Conflict, Horny Senju Tobirama, Extremely twinkish behaviour from a very non-twinky man, ... The sentence made sense in my head okay Series: Part 6 of Naruto Rare Pair Week 2023 Summary:
“Honesty is always the best policy,” said the voice in his head that sounded suspiciously like Hashirama.
So Tobirama took a deep breath and finally, without thinking any further about it, typed into the message box, ‘I’ve wanted you to bend me in half and fuck me stupid since even before Konoha was founded.’
“Not that honest!” the voice that sounded suspiciously like Hashirama now shouted at him.
Or,
Tobirama has lusted after Sarutobi Sasuke since he was fifteen and witnessed Sasuke’s impressive strength on the battlefield. He has kept himself in check after becoming Hiruzen’s sensei, as it would’ve been rather awkward to make a pass at his student’s father—but when he overhears Hiruzen mention to Danzou that his father has set up a grindr account, he throws all caution to the wind.
If Tobirama has to use grindr, of all things, to finally get that cock inside of him, then Sage be his witness, he will.
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Day 2 of @narutorarepairweek: Modern Ninja AU
