#satanandme

[thisiskindagross]

My friend sent me a clip and said I should do something with Kristi. Did something quick and fun lol

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#Satan #TheDevilisapussypunkbitch #PussyPunkBitch The Devil is a Pussy Punk Bitch - Satan - Get with the real world! Fuck with the best die like the rest!

https://youtu.be/tXfgdrvZ_oo Satan #TheDevilisapussypunkbitch #PussyPunkBitch The Devil is a Pussy Punk Bitch - Satan - Get with the real world! Fuck with the best die like the rest! The truth revealed! Shocking news! Satan which was in opposition to the devil ( devil meaning the wicked ). Let me explain the unrighteous are the wicked which are everything in the book! Murders, thieves, adulters, child molesters, rapist, back biters, abomination, liars, whores, everything in the book! Well news today also to inform you Satan which is Evil and wicked as well as righteous was pitted against the devil. Satan also known as Jesus Christ had to also contend against his son's and daughters which are also righteous but also was the devil. This may seem to not make sense. I will explain the devil which operated against God was made up of 2 different sides. God's actual sons & daughters as well as his soulmate the Goddess. God's son's and daughters are righteous. The Otherside of the devil was made up of the unrighteous! God today has shown his authority and power by making the devil his bitch and totally crushing them all. Read the full article

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#Satan #TheDevilisapussypunkbitch #PussyPunkBitch The Devil is a Pussy Punk Bitch - Satan - Get with the real world! Fuck with the best die like the rest!

https://youtu.be/tXfgdrvZ_oo Satan #TheDevilisapussypunkbitch #PussyPunkBitch The Devil is a Pussy Punk Bitch - Satan - Get with the real world! Fuck with the best die like the rest! The truth revealed! Shocking news! Satan which was in opposition to the devil ( devil meaning the wicked ). Let me explain the unrighteous are the wicked which are everything in the book! Murders, thieves, adulters, child molesters, rapist, back biters, abomination, liars, whores, everything in the book! Well news today also to inform you Satan which is Evil and wicked as well as righteous was pitted against the devil. Satan also known as Jesus Christ had to also contend against his son's and daughters which are also righteous but also was the devil. This may seem to not make sense. I will explain the devil which operated against God was made up of 2 different sides. God's actual sons & daughters as well as his soulmate the Goddess. God's son's and daughters are righteous. The Otherside of the devil was made up of the unrighteous! God today has shown his authority and power by making the devil his bitch and totally crushing them all. Read the full article

[korami-toma]

@tarina-karkin555 Happy Belated Holidays, Tarina! I got to be your backup Stan this year! I always love a good natan, and I hope you do, too!

[scarybxnesart]

@emarazzla I was your @presentsfromsatan secret santa

I apologize for how long it took me to get you your gift 

Hope you had a good holiday/new year

Edit:

another unfinished version--- he was kneeling and i didnt know why so i just started over ;; hah... its a shame tho i liked how it was turning out 

[korami-toma]

@wheel-deal Happy Holidays and New Year, Wheel! I love that I got you again for the gift exchange this year, since I adore Sheila and Anthea so much! Here are the demonesses themselves, alive and well 😭

[marcy-senpai]

Satan and Me Inktober Submisson

wow I didnt think someone would submit this to me, the next time you have a fanart for Satan and Me darling, please submit to @thisiskindagross-fanwork​ this wondeful art is by @tipycalb​ It’s amazing and I love it Pragma (Enduring Love)

I’m lateeeee but I made this art and I saw that it fit a theme from October. (Or at least I think it does)

[hopewithoutcravings]

Chapter Eight

She finally succumbs to sleep around 3 in the morning. Even closed her eyes are rimmed red and puffy. I hold her close to me not that it would matter, she was clinging to me like her life depended on it. The phone ringing breaks me from my thoughts.

“This better be good Pax.”

“I wouldn’t call you if it wasn’t. I’ve been following Festus all day like you asked. There hasn’t been anything suspicious until about an hour ago. He called Jericho and they plan to make contact. I figured you would want to come with me to listen in.” He rushes out.

“I’ll be there in 5.”

I hang up and pry myself out of Natalie’s grip, quickly getting dressed. I slip through the shadows following the directions Pax sent me to me.

“Psst, over here Master.”

I creep up next to Pax and look at him expectantly.

“Did they make contact?”

At that moment Festus comes out of a warehouse looking around. We duck down hoping he didn’t notice us.

“Sorry I’m late.” Jericho pants trying to catch his breath.

I fucking knew they were up to something.

“It’s fine. Did you run here?” Felix asks almost incredulously.

“Uh...yes sorry.”

“Were you with the girl?” He asks, his voice rising with excitement.

“About that...there seems to be complications.

Without warning Festus backhands Jericho across the face.

“We had a deal.” He snarls.

Jericho cups his cheek and gives Felix a disdainful look.

“I’m trying to uphold my end. But something has changed.”

“Changed with who? The girl? Just buy her flowers or some shit. Human girls love that or so Anthea tells me.”

“Satan is the one who’s changing. I think he loves her.” Jericho mumbles.

Felix looks at him for a beat before he roars with laughter. I bristle in anger and force myself to breathe deeply to remain calm.

“He can’t love anyone. He’s never even loved his own family. He’s never loved me......or any of his other followers. How can he love her? She’s a useless human.”

There’s something in his tone. Something I’ve heard in my own voice. Is that jealousy?

“I’m sorry, I didn’t anticipate this happening. I’ve been stepping my game up with her, but I feel as if I’m failing.”

“Well try harder, your life is on the line.” Felix snarls.

Jericho gives a jerky nod and Festus sighs.

“I would hate to take matters into my own hands. Once the girl is out of the picture master will finally be free to cause chaos with his followers again.”

I grit my teeth as I watch them both go their separate ways. Pax lets out a long whistle once Felix disappears from our sight.

“That was something.”

“I’m going to have to take care of this. I’ll kill Festus if I have to and the boy as well.” I murmur.

“You really care about this girl don’t you?”

I fix Pax with a steely gaze. I won’t acknowledge that with an answer. He nods in affirmation but says nothing.

“I’ll keep my eyes on them like I said. If anything comes up you’ll be the first to know. I’ll talk to you soon.” He slips away into the night.

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Jericho shows up bright and early in the morning.

“Natalie my love.”

My eyes narrow and the girl gives him a blank stare.

“I know it’s out of the blue but I want to take you to breakfast. I know I haven’t been the best boyfriend but I’m trying to change for you!” He bubbles.

“How delightful.” I hiss.

“Stan be nice.” She murmurs.

I go to shoot her a death glare but she gives me that all knowing look. When she sticks her tongue out at me I lose my resolve. I chuckle and shrug; letting her run the show.

“Can Stan come to breakfast with us? His parents have been going through some things and he’s had to stay here.” She lies smoothly.

Jericho stares at me; there’s something behind that stare.

“Yea sure, he can come.”

“Cool wait here! We’re going to go get dressed.”

She lets him in and drags me to the room, totally implying that we are getting dressed together. The minute she closes the door I’m on her. I crush my lips to hers hungrily.

“Lucifer.”

Her protests sound half hearted. I pull back just a little to gaze into her eyes.

“I’m sorry; it was kinda hot watching you manipulate him, usually you’re so meek.” I laugh.

“Thank you Lucifer.” She deadpans.

“He knows about us by the way.” I say slowly.

“He what?” She whisper yells.

She whirls around, eyes wide. I shrug nonchalant as always.

“In all honesty, I don’t care what he does or doesn’t know.”

Felix has no idea I’m two steps ahead of him and his little spy.

“What the fuck Lucifer?” She’s angry.

“It’s fine, please trust me.”

She sighs and we finish getting dressed. Let’s just get this stupid date over with.

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I’m zoning out all throughout breakfast. Honest to father this shit is fucking boring. Jericho is gushing about whatever the fuck and has his hands all over the girl. She’s letting him, of course she has to play a part, but my jealous brain is telling me she likes it. I’m tired of these human feelings. I look up just in time to watch him kiss all over her neck. I growl low, my jaw clenching and ball my hand into a fist. In a movement to fast to be human; I flick the water cup so it spills all over him.

“Oh no Jericho!” Natalie gasps.

I scoff, what a fucking drama queen.

“Damn you should get that cleaned up.” I sneer.

He shoots me a look that I think is supposed to be intimidating. I flash him a sinister smile, making sure to flash my sharp teeth. I’ll rip out his jugular in front of everyone.

“Stan’s right! You need to go dry off with the hand dryers! We’ll be right here when you get back!”

“How did I get so lucky with a girl like you Natalie? You treat me so well.”

He turns to look at me. “Maybe one day you’ll get lucky too Stan.” His voice is flat.

I snarl, almost too loudly, and Natalie kicks me under the table.

“Sometimes I think I’m the lucky one.” She blows him a kiss.

I gag loudly. I want them to fucking hear my disdain.

Jericho shuffles out of the booth and rushes to the bathroom.

“Lucifer quit it.” She hisses.

“Me? You two are basically fucking at the table!”

She reaches over the table and slaps me across the face. I snarl at her, my eyes flashing angrily.

“What the fuck girl?”

“The only person I ever fucked and will ever fuck is you. You can be so dense sometimes. This was your plan anyway.” She huffs.

I don’t even listen to her anymore. A thrill shoots down my spine hearing her use such explicit language. The thought of such dirty, harsh words coming out of those pink, plump lips makes me fucking twitch.

“Wh....what did you just say?” My voice barely louder than a whisper.

She gives me a peculiar look before her eyes light up in understanding.

“Do you want me to fuck you Lucifer?” She breathes.

I groan and lean back in the booth.

“Yes, please.” I beg.

I’m such a fucking bitch. She wets her lips before sinking her teeth into her plump bottom lip and suck it back into her mouth. My brows furrow, she’s teasing me and fuck if it’s not working.

“You’ve been a bad angel Lucifer. What should your punishment be?”

I suck in a sharp breath, my body wound tight in anticipation. I’ll take anything she gives me at this point; I just want relief.

“Got my shirt dry!”

Fuck, he’s back and there goes my mood. Our moment is severed by Jericho’s reappearance. Natalie plasters a smile on her face as she looks at him but I can’t be bothered to pretend.

I watch Jericho for the rest of this date. When we get ready to go he pulls me aside. My eyes narrow in disgust at his touch, filthy human scum.

“Stan the man! I need to be honest with you.” He whispers.

I pry his hand off me forcibly. “First off, don’t ever fucking touch me again. Second what is it you want?” I snap.

“Look I appreciate you being Natalie’s best friend and all, but I would love to spend some alone time with her. She is my girlfriend you know.” He says the last sentence slowly, waggling his eyebrows.

I give him a blank stare, trying to be calm as possible when I go to answer him.

“That’s something you should ask her isn’t it?” It comes out through gritted teeth.

I’m not the girl’s fucking keeper.

“I just wanted to make sure were cool Stan!” He pats my shoulder.

A hiss escapes me as my hands twitch. Relax Lucifer. You can’t kill him. Yet. He says nothing else and rushes back to Natalie’s side. He whispers some shit in her ear and I see her look back at me before looking back at him. He mumbles something else and then they’re both gone. The girl being dragged away from me.

“Fuck.”

I have a phone call to make.