Methinks thou ist growing a bit too close to a certain W I T C H, oh Fallen One.
I am sorry.. beside I am not.. but I can’t figure out what me being close to Witchy would have to do with you, o gray one.

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Methinks thou ist growing a bit too close to a certain W I T C H, oh Fallen One.
I am sorry.. beside I am not.. but I can’t figure out what me being close to Witchy would have to do with you, o gray one.
She'd never forgive him. Not for that. It wasn't fair. And God knew what Abby thought about fairness. It was her turn, now, to appear before the other, her expression a mix of anger and a deeply saddened longing. She made haste with her work, grabbing Lucifer's tie, yanking and capturing his lips with her own. The kiss was drawn out, before Abigail pulled back, lightly caressing the angel's cheek. "Never happened... Right?" The words were whispered, and she was gone.
He was so surprised about the appearance of his little bitchy Witch that even he, the great angel of darkness, the fallen one, Satan, Lucifer.. had no time to react. And even more confusion spread through him when he was pulled forward, lips crashing against lips, tongues dancing and lips caressing together.He stared at her when the kiss broke, unable to.. to feel anything. There was nothing, no anger, no happiness.. just nothing. And so he just stared at her, feeling her fingers on his cheek, and the emptiness was filled with a warmth… one that.. scared him. That scared him enough to not keep her from leaving.. that just made him stumble back into his couch again, face borrowed in his hands while slouching over. “Fuck..” he hissed, trying to ignore the feelings inside him. Feelings that were reserved for his father, his siblings.. but certainly not for a Witch… no, no they were not true. It was all just a game.. a weird cruel game they played.. yes. It meant nothing! N O T H I N G!
T R U T H :: How do you feel about "your" witches?
“That they are M I N E!” he answered, sighing for a second with small annoyance. “Why? Any plans with them?” well, Lucifer was a bit possessive but that was just how he worked. What was his was his.“Well I guess you talk about Abby and Vanessa? Both are mine.. but in different ways. Abby is..” he stopped for a second.. he needed to tell the truth.. but then again he himself didn’t accept that there was more to the truth than he always repeated.“Abby is amusing.. and I enjoy my time around her.. she kind of makes me forget, who I am. What I enjoy and.. she makes really awesome cake!” he nodded slightly to himself. It was the truth, but the rest of a possible truth he didn’t even know or accept himself.“Vanessa.. or Ursula.. is more of a business partner.. my bride.. my Wrath.. but well still more.. mhm.. I let her do whatever she wants, as long as she remembers that she is mine now..” yes that did describe their current relationship pretty well.
[[ *whispers into the wind* Satanic Cupcakes for the Domesticity Meme *rolls away* ]]
who cooks normally?: Abigail, well Lucifer likes to help, he actually enjoys cooking (Hell's Kitchen skdfb)
how often do they fight?: OFTEN! Maybe sometimes just to get to the heated angry-sex after?
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Abigail is in her bakery or spending time with friends, Lucifer planing world domination.. well they text each other quite often.
nicknames for each other?: Witchy and Peasant?
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Lucifer, he doesn't care for money, he has a lot of it.
who steals the covers at night?: Abigail
what would they get each other for gifts?: Lucifer would probably get her magical supplies, rare ingredients that cost in general a fortune or are even supposed to not exist anymore. Or well jewelry.. She would probably give him cake.. and her in lingerie.. or cake topping on her..
who kissed who first?: She actually kissed him first thanks to a magic spell by someone else.
who made the first move?: Him, always him
who remembers things?: Probably Abigail, especially when it is about more ~human~ or ~mortal~ business
who started the relationship?: It kind of happened, she was quite often visiting him, he visited her quite often and one day they realized they actually already live together and.. since then nothing changed. They never had the awkward talk about "dating" or anything.
who cusses more?: Abigail
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Lucifer probably get bloody and cruel revenge on whatever hurt her, and then say he was simply bothered that something touched what he calls his, not because of feelings or anything (Baka!)(tsundere xD ) She would probably act like she doesn't care, tell him to man up and curse and still care for his injuries and make him his favorite dishes.