#sato fire

[kuristaru]

Fire: I'm an anime.

Me: haha yes

Fire: An. Anime.

Me: mhmm

Fire: Do you know what this means?

Me: more fanar--

Fire: I'M AUTOMATICALLY COOLER THAN MY COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!

Me:

Fire: KOTONE HAS TO THINK SO TOO!!!!!!

[kuristaru]

Me: what is up with all of you anyway

Damien: Well I'm still on a little mood high since I did only get engaged a week or so ago.

Chris: (oh wow congrats)

Fire: (congratulations!)

Damien: (ah thank you)

Me: SMH

moving on

you're all been emotional as fuck what's up with that

Chris: But you know how I can be~

Fire: I can't help it sometimes, my girlfriend's really cute.

Damien: And well, you know me--

Me: arms in air

walks out

[kuristaru]

Me:

Fire:

Me:

Fire:

Me: you're a man now

Fire: Did I do you proud

Me: so proud

[kuristaru]

omg they're so doki today it's so ridiculous(ly cute)

Me: lay with me, I'll lay with you~

Fire: We'll do the things that lovers dooo~

Crys: Put the stars in our eyeees~

Damien: And with heart shaped bruisesssss--

Crys: And late night kissesssss--

Fire: Divineee~

[They all hum along to the rest of the tune]

[kuristaru]

Me: and where the fuck have y'all been--

actually no forget it don't wanna ask

I have a question

ya think your other halves are smokin'

Vella: [walks out]

Chris: Yeah--

Matthew: That shouldn't even be a question.

Maddie: He's so hot it's torturing.

Fire: [flips page on magazine]

Sparks: [watches Fire flips page on magazine]

Touya: :)

Me: you guys suck

[kuristaru]

what the hell is this

Fire: Okay this guy meeting is now an order. Today's order of business is Valentine's day planning. Some of us can't seem to know what to do this year for our special ladies, so this is a collective effort.

So to start off, who needs the help?

Touya: [raises hand]

Matthew: [coughs]

Hugh: [eyes around awkwardly]

Chris: Well, I already have an idea.

Riley: And I'm here for support! uvu

Fire: Thank you Riley.

Riley: ;)

Matthew: [mutters under his breath] I still don't know what the hell that's supposed to be...

Riley: Hmmm?~

Matthew: ... Nothing.

Riley: Oooookay! ovo

Fire: [coughs] Anyway.

Okay well, it appears like Chris and I are the only ones who are, well, really planned.

Anyone want to bring up a particular problem?

Hugh: [raises hand]

Yeah okay

Why am I here I don't have Valentine issues.

Chris: Oh.

Fire: Then you can go?

Touya: No wait Hugh don't go what about--

Hugh: !!

[COVERS TOUYA'S MOUTH] IF YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY

Touya: [MUFFLED NOISES]

Hugh: DON'T SAY ANYTHING

I'LL STAY IF YOU DON'T SAY

Touya: [NODS]

Hugh: [lets go]

Touya: [DEEP BREATH]

Matthew: Oh my god I'm surrounded by teenagers.

Fire: Not necessarily. I mean, Chris and I are well over the teenager age by now.

Chris: Oh yeah that's true huh

Fire: (yeah bro it is)

Matthew: [crosses arms and rolls eyes]

Look, I'm only here because I'm a little stumped on "ideas." I never exactly celebrated Valentines to begin with so

Touya: Well who's the girl?

Matthew: My girlfriend?

Touya: Oh.

Riley: A girl is actually interested in you enough to label you as her boyfriend?

Matthew: [glares]

Riley: [giggles]

Matthew: Regardless...

I don't know, what do you guys do then?

Chris: Well, I'm cooking Silvia dinner, giving her flowers, and this moon bracelet I bought when I was in Sinnoh.

Fire: Leaf helped me bake nutella flavored heart cookies and got her some sunflowers too. Gonna watch a movie yeah.

Matthew: Huh, those sound... really simple.

Isn't that boring?

Chris: Not really?

Fire: Doesn't have to be big or fancy really.

Touya: Baking...

Hugh: I don't think anyone wants the dorms to be burned down Touya...

Touya: Oh yeah :(

Riley: If you're stuck on ideas, why not a card, some candy, a /single/ flower, and a plush toy?

Either leave it where she'll see it or surprise her with it when she's least expecting it~

Touya: ...

I like that.

Hugh: Good, are we done here?

Touya: (did you figure out what you're gonna do for--)

Hugh: THAT'S IT TOUYA WE'RE LEAVING

Riley: BYEEEEEEEE GOOD LUCK~

Fire: Huh.

Chris: I guess that's settled?

Matthew: Not exactly.

I'm still unsure.

Fire: Oh.

Chris: Do you cook?

Matthew: Yes, actually.

Chris: Have you cooked for her before?

Matthew: Hmm. No.

Fire: Why not an evening in?

Chris: Dim candles, smooth music, flowers, food you cooked...

Fire: Sounds pretty special to me.

Matthew: Hmm.

I'll... consider it.

Riley:That means yessssss~~~~~

Matthew: [frowns]

Say Riley, what are /you/ doing for Valentines?

Riley: ovo?

I'm going to drag Shane to the movies of course!!!!!

Matthew: Oh.

Riley: Yeah he's my best friend

Matthew, Fire, Chris: Ooooh.

Fire: Well that solves that then.

Me: ...............what the fuc--

[kuristaru]

Fire: Stop making fun of my name :(

Me: I'm sorry Fire but it's just so salkjdfkladf

Fire: Fried.........rice...........

Me: pfffFFFFFT

[kuristaru]

Fire:

Me:

Fire:

Me:

Fire:

Me: Are you actually jealous--

Fire: NO

Me: ...

Fire: I-I mean

No. I am not.

Me: Uh

huh