#satsouffle

[thescholarlystrumpet]

12345 Tag Game

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!

thanks for the tag @voluptatiscausa <3

Most hits

To Tell the Truth Rated Mature. Complete. 14,451 words

Whouffaldi moments woven between episodes. Mostly canon-compliant.

Second most kudos

Lending a Hand  Rated Explicit. Complete. 7,057 words

In his heavenly form he wouldn’t have had this dilemma at all because there was no corporeality with which to struggle.

And on the other, much less ephemeral and much more literal hand, he currently had a very noticeable (and increasingly painful) erection.

Third most comments

The Tale of Brave Sir Belle  Rated Teen. WIP/abandoned. 72,217 words

Tumblr prompt. Seeking adventure, Belle disguises herself as a boy to become a Knight. She stumbles upon more than she can handle, squired to the once-legendary hero Sir Rumplestiltskin. The two grow closer than they ever expected. As magic begins to reawaken in the kingdom, dangers lurk both near and far…

Fourth most bookmarks

Personal Assistance Rated Explicit. Incomplete but technically finished. 52,470 words

Clara Oswald leaves behind teaching to enter the world of British politics. What better way to make a splash than by working for the infamous Malcolm Tucker?

And if discovering a (mutual) attraction happens to catch them both off-guard…. well, that's just life, right?

Fifth most words

None of Your Business Rated Explicit. Complete. 37,640 words

“Well, it’s very nice to meet you at last, Angus.” She rolled his name around in her mouth as though she hadn’t been screaming it the night before.

Least words

Apex Rated Mature. Complete. 97 words

A poem and podfic based on this Werewolf Aziraphale art by Quona!

Not sure who is left untagged because I'm way late doing this but anyone who wants to do it next - go for it!! <3

[randomthunk]

SHIP BINGO LET'S GO: Ghostly Japes (OitD), Loid/Yor (SPY x FAMILY), Fuuko/Andy (Undead Unluck), and uhhhhhhh Satsouffle to really light things up.

Fourfer, here we go:

A total crackship that somehow gained ground, didn't see that coming. What stuns me about this one is that a bone got tossed to us in the finale. NEVER forget Lilith going to sacrifice herself, and Barnaby with his very moisturized hands jumped in and got her out of harm's way, an action we hadn't seen from him before. Incredible.

Before getting into Spy x Family I had the wrong idea about Twilight/Loid and Yor, but now we've gotten to a juncture in the manga that we're really seeing something cooking. Feel some feelings, guys. Do it for Anya.

You know, the thing about these two is that you kind of take them for granted. The manga starts with them paired up, and so you don't even notice their relationship building until it's brought up into the plot. I call them criminally underrated because Undead Unluck needs more love.

The real genius of Satsouffle is how it pissed off a certain group in a certain fandom, and listen, it's a total crackship but I think Clara could bypass Malcolm's venomous exterior. In a world where Clara is left behind by the Doctor, Malcolm is kind of perfect pair of arms to fall into.

[starperchek]

I must return the category where I praise the fanfiction I liked. And this forking masterpiece pushed me to it.

Dear author @kronoskingofthemonkeypeople I just want to thank you very much. It was funny, hot and so in character. I literally felt a sense of happiness reading your work, and I was in this state for a couple of days after it. Your work is amazing, such as it is one in a thousand. But as I told you, for some things, words are not enough. In my gratitude, let me bring you a small gift inspired by your work 🥺❤️❤️❤️

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[malcolm-tuckah]

They’re onto us, Clara.

[flybi91]

ok so after a quick search i’m very clearly NOT the only person that thinks malcolm and clara would be a cute couple 

[gojomegumi]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

There's been another update! And it's a rather smutty chapter. 😊

[kiramessa]

Eat Our Hearts Alive is all posted and finished. I’m keeping it up til the summer, then it (and pretty much all my fics) are going to be deleted. Make of that what you will.

[starperchek]

Illustration to the fic “All tomorrow’s parties” 😳

I couldn’t get this scene out of my head, so I had to draw it. Thank you author! @flibbertygigget

Not safe for work!