#saturnisreal

[saturnthecryptid]

Name's Saturn, I'm a chaos-loving Jersey Devil with an affinity for horror, retro stuff, and other nerdy things. Won't you swing by the Pines to catch a sighting of me sometime?

https://www.twitch.tv/saturnthecryptid

🔴: #SaturnIsReal

🎨: #SaturnSightings

[saturnthecryptid]

I'm back, baby. Did you miss me?

It's been a long time coming, but I'm finally ready to get back into it.

See ya July 12th, Pinefellows

[saturnthecryptid]

New year, new me...

Did you miss me?

Streams resuming soon at

SaturnTheCryptid - Twitch

[saturnthecryptid]

I'm birthday today

[saturnthecryptid]

Current Mood: That video of Guy Fieri eating to Johnny Cash's "Hurt"

[saturnthecryptid]

when I die, play "Sorry for Party Rocking" as I'm lowered into the ground