#sausage!

[zombytommy]

[parttimesarah]

Today’s Six Idiots earworm features a truly dangerous item…

[evildog]

i sausage an opportunity with you, but you brat out the wurst in me

[aquariuspeach]

Sausage!

Louis: Erbody say sausage and keep it going!

Louis: Eggs, bacon Grits!...

1d: SAUSAGE!

Harry: Im a gay boy so I really love!...

1d: SAUSAGE!

Niall: I love food so i eat a lot of!...

1d: SAUSAGE!

Liam: Im a white boy but i gotta big!...

1d: SAUSAGE!

Zayn: Can I come back to the band? Naughty boy look like a goddamn!...

1d: SAUSAGE!

[bandomfandombeyond]

so im in the computer lab and i just watched that sausage video and i dont have headphones so this girl in here starts laughing at the video and that just made me laugh even harder omfg this is why i cant tumble in public

well

this and the dicks

[weltonbmarsland]

Apropos of nowt, here's Alien Sex Fiend's "Sample My Sausage". :)

[megzcamera]

My family has the weirdest dinner conversations:

Erin: A sausage is dead meat inside a container. Dad: So a turkey in the oven counts as sausage? Me: bacon in the fridge counts as sausage? Erin:*facepalm Me: Wait a sec...So by that logic... Does a person in a coffin count as a sausage? *everyone proceeds to completely lose it Erin:....There was no saving it. as soon as I said it there was no saving it Dad: Nope, there really wasn't.

And that's a pretty normal dinner convo...