May 16
โOya? Soy-san, you cried.โ
based off my horror fic. monster ishisoyโฆ.๐
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โOya? Soy-san, you cried.โ
based off my horror fic. monster ishisoyโฆ.๐
inadequate partner
โ ๏ธnon-sexual kink โ ๏ธtousani โ (queer-platonic)
ishisoy art except idk if this is at the point where it needs a tumblr content label or if just writing that at the top is enough (idk how to use this site please help me bro๐ฅ)
sometimes i get sad reading bl at 1am bc it makes me feel alone in my sexuality, so i figured id draw some bl that does represent me!! i mentioned ishisoy are in a qpr before and i thought it was a good chance to expand on that. soy is a kinky aroace and ishikirimaru is a cishet guy, but the two have mostly clear relationship expectations
a little bit venty or hurt/comfort bc i was sad and when im sad i think of my toudan LMFAO ๐ญ
being a kinky ace makes me feel like im either too much or not enough since i donโt like kinks sexuallyโฆ its unusual and uncomfortable, but that unusualness is what makes me/it a part of the queer community
ishisoy height gap
+ relationship chart
they r qpr coded to meโฆ like they are totally a special pair in some way. definitely a duo. a couple. i can imagine them getting flustered around each other and simping a bit but i totally canโt imagine anything particularly romantic LMFAO. they will never get that far ever
theyโre relationship is. maybe like a married couple, who are important to each other, but after the honeymoon phase, became like best friends. except ishisoy havenโt known each other as long. they r acting out the domestic life without romance. like family :3
sausage-jo dump 4
finally found time to draw again
i have more interactions imagined than i have time to draw ๐ญ atp ive accepted i will never catch up </3
donโt have a ref since i literally just decided it on the fly but ts is soy before konnosuke gave up on him. back in the day when he was still trying to make soy sausage into a proper saniwa
sausage-jo dump
(tkrb honmaru comics)
+ my saniwaโs ref sheet. his name is soy sausage and he is a crack oc i throw everywhere
(the organization chart is out of date but whatever skfjsls)
toudan oc: heterohitokirimaru the straight people slicer ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐
a new character has dropped into the sausage-jo canon !!(actually hes been here for a while i just never posted abt him on tumblr specifically). meet my cool awesome oc everyone โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ:DDDD
this is serving as a master post for the oc and there will be one for sausage-jo eventually which will also link back to this okay i jsut havent gotten around to it yet ๐ญ
๐จwho the hell is this (introduction)
i wrote an introductory fic abt this (its the first one listed in the subheading called โficsโ)
but probably u want to be answered by his ๐ฅ๐ฅ book page:
he is the straight people slicer. soy affectionately calls him his sonโ or โstraight people exploder.โ he is heterophobic and in dire circumstances straightness may cause him to puke or pass out. luckily there is straightness nowhere to be found in this citadel phew ๐ฆ
the legend is that everything he cuts is straight, but he canโt cut for shit since hes a wooden sword. that therefore means straight people are Not real or he is some kind of existence repelling heterosexuality. in sausage honmaru this awesome spiritual power is used by soy to protect the honmaru from scary straight spirits
he is a wooden sword but his smithing recipe still costed soy steel for some reason which really pissed soy off at first.
hes a fudanshi, but due to soyโs citadel internet ban he cannot read yaoi. soy feels bad abt depriving his son of yaoi, so heterohitokirimaru receives a special weekly allowance to use on buying bl and danmei or whatever awesome books his fudanshi heart desires
his friends in the citadel is basically everyone whose a noisy himbo (mutsunokami/yamabushi/etc.) hes damegatana gang with fudou and yamanbagiri and cheers them up in stupid ways when they are being moody. yamanbagiri says heterohitokirimaru is like that one dog living without 95% of its brain or whatever
sprites + reference sheet
(from top left down) sprites in order: normal, internal affairs, battle, injured, awakened
kiwame ๐ฑ๐ฑ
ok so funny story i thought of a tuff kiwame plot line and wrote all the letters but i have no design bc im a lazy bum
he finds out his smith was some straight guy and has a stroke from the shock. he realizes he cant cut down all the straight people in the world, but what he can do is create more fictional gay people. once kiwameโd u will lose the ability to send him out on sorties and surveys and he will just be a useless sword taking up space in ur inventory and periodically draining -5k charcoal from you every week (very important you must support his drawing career ok)
fics
fics that focus on heterohitokirimaru. the first one is his intro/debut fic and the 2nd one is My idea of celebrating pride month
theres also a link to the whole stories of sausage-jo ao3 collection and comics on the main sausage-jo master post (which will exist one day and iโll link it here)
1. the awesome manifestation of Heterohitokirimaru: a dog with heterophobia in its eyes โค๏ธ
a 3 part oc intro crackfic abt his very cool manifestation and the citadelโs reaction to this important new core member. also lore on the citadelโs drug field
2. CITADEL AMBUSHED BY HETEROSEXUALITY
One day Heterohitokirimaru (straight people slicer) comes home to find the honmaru has been violently ambushed by the homophobic HRA kebishii demons. Everyone in the sausage willy citadel is nowโฆ straight and homophobic?! ๐ฑ
quotes
last thing i have prepared is some quotes. idk where to put them so im just gonna list them ๐
Obtain
Heterohitokirimaru! I donโt know how much help Iโll be in combat, butโฆ I hope I can be helpful for sparring or good vibes, at least!
Citadel
I hope everydayโs a lively day.
Fudou-san and Yamanbagiri-san are always calling themselves useless, huhโฆ
Sometimes I take a graaaand look around the citadel, and really think to myself โWooo~w! Isnโt it amazing, that straight people arenโt real?โ
Citadel (Idle)
โฆ Aruji, do you mind if I go run around in the sun for sec?
Citadel (Injured)
Ahahaha, well, I said I wasnโt for the front linesโฆ
Kiwame
You know Aruji, Iโve been wondering about something lately.
trivia
this is the name i give my minecraft sword
i mentioned him in the game Seppukutsupid where hes a collectible sword alongside geinokami AKA ใฒใคๅฎ AKA gaylord
i want to take you away until dawn (horror fic)
this tkrb horror/ghost/occult story tag has been floating around my TL, so i wrote a little horror story w my saniwa and ishi :] also drew a little related thing
fic summary + link
https://archiveofourown.org/works/84810941
also i thought abt it and wouldnโt ishisoy emoji combo be ๐ชจ๐ซ. its deadass so ugly and un-aesthetic im crine
seppuku saniwa (ishisoy fic)
i wrote an ishisoy angst fic! i had fun and laughed a lot while writing this. i have art sketched based on scenes from it iโll try to post soon :]
https://archiveofourown.org/works/84405846/chapters/222645466
other swords that appear: hasebe, yagen, shokudaikiri (minor appearance)