#sausage-jo

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“Oya? Soy-san, you cried.”

based off my horror fic. monster ishisoy….😋

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inadequate partner

⚠️non-sexual kink ⚠️tousani ♂ (queer-platonic)

ishisoy art except idk if this is at the point where it needs a tumblr content label or if just writing that at the top is enough (idk how to use this site please help me bro🥀)

sometimes i get sad reading bl at 1am bc it makes me feel alone in my sexuality, so i figured id draw some bl that does represent me!! i mentioned ishisoy are in a qpr before and i thought it was a good chance to expand on that. soy is a kinky aroace and ishikirimaru is a cishet guy, but the two have mostly clear relationship expectations

a little bit venty or hurt/comfort bc i was sad and when im sad i think of my toudan LMFAO 😭

being a kinky ace makes me feel like im either too much or not enough since i don’t like kinks sexually… its unusual and uncomfortable, but that unusualness is what makes me/it a part of the queer community

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ishisoy height gap

+ relationship chart

they r qpr coded to me… like they are totally a special pair in some way. definitely a duo. a couple. i can imagine them getting flustered around each other and simping a bit but i totally can’t imagine anything particularly romantic LMFAO. they will never get that far ever

they’re relationship is. maybe like a married couple, who are important to each other, but after the honeymoon phase, became like best friends. except ishisoy haven’t known each other as long. they r acting out the domestic life without romance. like family :3

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sausage-jo dump 4

finally found time to draw again

i have more interactions imagined than i have time to draw 😭 atp ive accepted i will never catch up </3

don’t have a ref since i literally just decided it on the fly but ts is soy before konnosuke gave up on him. back in the day when he was still trying to make soy sausage into a proper saniwa

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sausage-jo dump

(tkrb honmaru comics)

+ my saniwa’s ref sheet. his name is soy sausage and he is a crack oc i throw everywhere

(the organization chart is out of date but whatever skfjsls)

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toudan oc: heterohitokirimaru the straight people slicer 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

a new character has dropped into the sausage-jo canon !!(actually hes been here for a while i just never posted abt him on tumblr specifically). meet my cool awesome oc everyone ‼️‼️:DDDD

this is serving as a master post for the oc and there will be one for sausage-jo eventually which will also link back to this okay i jsut havent gotten around to it yet 😭

😨who the hell is this (introduction)

i wrote an introductory fic abt this (its the first one listed in the subheading called “fics”)

but probably u want to be answered by his 🔥🔥 book page:

he is the straight people slicer. soy affectionately calls him his son” or “straight people exploder.” he is heterophobic and in dire circumstances straightness may cause him to puke or pass out. luckily there is straightness nowhere to be found in this citadel phew 💦

the legend is that everything he cuts is straight, but he can’t cut for shit since hes a wooden sword. that therefore means straight people are Not real or he is some kind of existence repelling heterosexuality. in sausage honmaru this awesome spiritual power is used by soy to protect the honmaru from scary straight spirits

he is a wooden sword but his smithing recipe still costed soy steel for some reason which really pissed soy off at first.

hes a fudanshi, but due to soy’s citadel internet ban he cannot read yaoi. soy feels bad abt depriving his son of yaoi, so heterohitokirimaru receives a special weekly allowance to use on buying bl and danmei or whatever awesome books his fudanshi heart desires

his friends in the citadel is basically everyone whose a noisy himbo (mutsunokami/yamabushi/etc.) hes damegatana gang with fudou and yamanbagiri and cheers them up in stupid ways when they are being moody. yamanbagiri says heterohitokirimaru is like that one dog living without 95% of its brain or whatever

sprites + reference sheet

(from top left down) sprites in order: normal, internal affairs, battle, injured, awakened

kiwame 😱😱

ok so funny story i thought of a tuff kiwame plot line and wrote all the letters but i have no design bc im a lazy bum

he finds out his smith was some straight guy and has a stroke from the shock. he realizes he cant cut down all the straight people in the world, but what he can do is create more fictional gay people. once kiwame’d u will lose the ability to send him out on sorties and surveys and he will just be a useless sword taking up space in ur inventory and periodically draining -5k charcoal from you every week (very important you must support his drawing career ok)

fics

fics that focus on heterohitokirimaru. the first one is his intro/debut fic and the 2nd one is My idea of celebrating pride month

theres also a link to the whole stories of sausage-jo ao3 collection and comics on the main sausage-jo master post (which will exist one day and i’ll link it here)

1. the awesome manifestation of Heterohitokirimaru: a dog with heterophobia in its eyes ❤️

a 3 part oc intro crackfic abt his very cool manifestation and the citadel’s reaction to this important new core member. also lore on the citadel’s drug field

2. CITADEL AMBUSHED BY HETEROSEXUALITY

One day Heterohitokirimaru (straight people slicer) comes home to find the honmaru has been violently ambushed by the homophobic HRA kebishii demons. Everyone in the sausage willy citadel is now… straight and homophobic?! 😱

quotes

last thing i have prepared is some quotes. idk where to put them so im just gonna list them 👊

Obtain

Heterohitokirimaru! I don’t know how much help I‘ll be in combat, but… I hope I can be helpful for sparring or good vibes, at least!

Citadel

I hope everyday’s a lively day.

Fudou-san and Yamanbagiri-san are always calling themselves useless, huh…

Sometimes I take a graaaand look around the citadel, and really think to myself “Wooo~w! Isn’t it amazing, that straight people aren’t real?”

Citadel (Idle)

… Aruji, do you mind if I go run around in the sun for sec?

Citadel (Injured)

Ahahaha, well, I said I wasn’t for the front lines…

Kiwame

You know Aruji, I’ve been wondering about something lately.

trivia

this is the name i give my minecraft sword

i mentioned him in the game Seppukutsupid where hes a collectible sword alongside geinokami AKA ゲイ守 AKA gaylord

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i want to take you away until dawn (horror fic)

this tkrb horror/ghost/occult story tag has been floating around my TL, so i wrote a little horror story w my saniwa and ishi :] also drew a little related thing

fic summary + link

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84810941

also i thought abt it and wouldn’t ishisoy emoji combo be 🪨🫘. its deadass so ugly and un-aesthetic im crine

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seppuku saniwa (ishisoy fic)

i wrote an ishisoy angst fic! i had fun and laughed a lot while writing this. i have art sketched based on scenes from it i’ll try to post soon :]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84405846/chapters/222645466

other swords that appear: hasebe, yagen, shokudaikiri (minor appearance)