toudan oc: heterohitokirimaru the straight people slicer 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
a new character has dropped into the sausage-jo canon !!(actually hes been here for a while i just never posted abt him on tumblr specifically). meet my cool awesome oc everyone ‼️‼️:DDDD
this is serving as a master post for the oc and there will be one for sausage-jo eventually which will also link back to this okay i jsut havent gotten around to it yet 😭
😨who the hell is this (introduction)
i wrote an introductory fic abt this (its the first one listed in the subheading called “fics”)
but probably u want to be answered by his 🔥🔥 book page:
he is the straight people slicer. soy affectionately calls him his son” or “straight people exploder.” he is heterophobic and in dire circumstances straightness may cause him to puke or pass out. luckily there is straightness nowhere to be found in this citadel phew 💦
the legend is that everything he cuts is straight, but he can’t cut for shit since hes a wooden sword. that therefore means straight people are Not real or he is some kind of existence repelling heterosexuality. in sausage honmaru this awesome spiritual power is used by soy to protect the honmaru from scary straight spirits
he is a wooden sword but his smithing recipe still costed soy steel for some reason which really pissed soy off at first.
hes a fudanshi, but due to soy’s citadel internet ban he cannot read yaoi. soy feels bad abt depriving his son of yaoi, so heterohitokirimaru receives a special weekly allowance to use on buying bl and danmei or whatever awesome books his fudanshi heart desires
his friends in the citadel is basically everyone whose a noisy himbo (mutsunokami/yamabushi/etc.) hes damegatana gang with fudou and yamanbagiri and cheers them up in stupid ways when they are being moody. yamanbagiri says heterohitokirimaru is like that one dog living without 95% of its brain or whatever
sprites + reference sheet
(from top left down) sprites in order: normal, internal affairs, battle, injured, awakened
ok so funny story i thought of a tuff kiwame plot line and wrote all the letters but i have no design bc im a lazy bum
he finds out his smith was some straight guy and has a stroke from the shock. he realizes he cant cut down all the straight people in the world, but what he can do is create more fictional gay people. once kiwame’d u will lose the ability to send him out on sorties and surveys and he will just be a useless sword taking up space in ur inventory and periodically draining -5k charcoal from you every week (very important you must support his drawing career ok)
fics that focus on heterohitokirimaru. the first one is his intro/debut fic and the 2nd one is My idea of celebrating pride month
theres also a link to the whole stories of sausage-jo ao3 collection and comics on the main sausage-jo master post (which will exist one day and i’ll link it here)
1. the awesome manifestation of Heterohitokirimaru: a dog with heterophobia in its eyes ❤️
a 3 part oc intro crackfic abt his very cool manifestation and the citadel’s reaction to this important new core member. also lore on the citadel’s drug field
2. CITADEL AMBUSHED BY HETEROSEXUALITY
One day Heterohitokirimaru (straight people slicer) comes home to find the honmaru has been violently ambushed by the homophobic HRA kebishii demons. Everyone in the sausage willy citadel is now… straight and homophobic?! 😱
last thing i have prepared is some quotes. idk where to put them so im just gonna list them 👊
Heterohitokirimaru! I don’t know how much help I‘ll be in combat, but… I hope I can be helpful for sparring or good vibes, at least!
I hope everyday’s a lively day.
Fudou-san and Yamanbagiri-san are always calling themselves useless, huh…
Sometimes I take a graaaand look around the citadel, and really think to myself “Wooo~w! Isn’t it amazing, that straight people aren’t real?”
… Aruji, do you mind if I go run around in the sun for sec?
Ahahaha, well, I said I wasn’t for the front lines…
You know Aruji, I’ve been wondering about something lately.
this is the name i give my minecraft sword
i mentioned him in the game Seppukutsupid where hes a collectible sword alongside geinokami AKA ゲイ守 AKA gaylord
titsay
izzy806
tangentwithtanner
snowghoul
gummygunk
