#savage harry potter

[kingofnagging]

Voldemort: Why can’t you just die already? Why must you be this insufferable?

Harry: A cocktail of sheer luck, plot armor, and your homicidal tendencies, which, by the way, consistently sabotage your own plans.

Voldemort: …

Harry: Also, I read your diary. You spelled "diadem" wrong.

Voldemort: That was a creative choice.

Harry: You’re a creative war crime.

[ellyisaslygirl]

Draco: what do you think is my color?

Harry: White duh

Draco: ? What

Harry: I wouldn't have to see you, you'd blend in you pale fuck

[proudravenclaw16]

"Yeah, you can have a word," said Harry savagely. "Goodbye".

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

[proudravenclaw16]

"What d'you mean, I'm not brave when I'm in bed?" Said Harry, completely nonplussed. "What am I supposed to be frightened of, pillows or something?"

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

[magicology101]

Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor." The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.

Severus Snape and Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Half Blood prince