MARVEL VS DC...
DC: We have Batman.
MARVEL: Yeah, well we have Thor.
DC: So what? We've got Superman.
MARVEL: Thor's a GOD.
DC: demi*
MARVEL: still, that' like, 3000 times better than "just" alien!
DC: Well-
MARVEL: And he's not afraid of a green rock! What is he? Ryan Reynold whenever Green Lantern is mentioned?
DC: Well no, but-
MARVEL: He's the son of Odin for Pete's sake!
DC: ... But he very strong Alien?
DOCTOR WHO: So is the Doctor, except he's a Lord of Time and not just a PETRAPHOBIC who can fly!
DC: okay, bitch please, Superman is not petraphobic! He' just-
DOCTOR WHO: very afraid of a green rock? Yeah. I know. That's a phobia. The correct term would be kryptonitraphobia, but I don't think that term exist yet.
MARVEL: HEY, BBC, no one asked you!
DC: yeah, shut up! We all know that phone boxes are better than police boxes anyway!
MARVEL: ...
MARVEL: They do have a point though.
DC: wut.
MARVEL: You haven't been successful, not even almost good, in YEARS, DC.
DOCTOR WHO: Oi! I never said that!
DC: THANK YOU!
DOCTOR WHO: But it is kind of true...... ? Plus MARVEL'S got all the good ones, like Deadpool, Spidey when Sony is okay with it, the Hulk, Black Widow-
DC: But, but, but... BATMAN!
DC: You know?! Crazy rich guy who became his worst fear to combat crime in Gotham City!
MARVEL: Tony Stark is better.
NARVEL: and richer.
MARVEL: kinda like us.
DOCTOR WHO: OOOOOOH SNAP!