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thinking about how much lovejoy joe knows
"So after I gathered everyone together, I had to explain the series of events from beginning to end. Even if most of them were grumbling and just wanted to know who the culprit was, I wouldn't let there be any doubts as to who was responsible for everything." *pika's in the middle of chatting about his latest case! he's been more than happy to tell all about his multiple investigations and gathering testimony, but he suddenly stops when he hears his phone start ringing!*
"Do you mind if I get this? I'm expecting a call from my client, although I thought he said it would be later in the day..." *mostly mumbling that last part, he answers it and places it to his ear while proudly puffing up his tiny chest!*
"Detective Pikachu at your ser... vice... How did you get my number?! What do you mean it's not important?! Wait, you called me so I can run across town just to shock some guys you're fighting?! No! No!! Hearing you beg just sounds creepy! No, it is not moving and endearing in the slightest! It's like hearing a disturbing, sentient echo! Don't call me again!!"
*pikachu huffs and grumbles as he forcibly hangs up and not-so-gently puts the phone beside him, only now noticing that he became so agitated during the conversation that his fur started to puff up! even his ears are flipped back as he crosses his little arms, too annoyed to continue talking...*
"I see, I see.... and that's the right mindset to have, Pikachu. If they don't know exactly how you found out the culprit and the steps that they took, then how will they be able to understand, themselves?" Bobby nods his head in agreement as he says that, curiously listening to the case that the mouse detective had took on.
When Pikachu's phone begins ringing, Bobby gives an understanding shake of his head. "I don't mind at all! Go right ahead. Perhaps there is an inquiry they had...?" Bobby stays quiet as Pikachu talks on the phone. Though when he sees start to angrily yell at whoever is on the other line-
"????????" Bobby just blinks, looking thoroughly confused as to what's happening... "P...P-Pikachu??" Then he realized, there can literally only be one person that riles the detective up like that... ("O-Oh dear. He got his number?!") His smile turns exasperated, feeling so bad for poor Pikachu....
Once the other was done on the phone, Bobby goes over to rub his back. "Th-There, there, calm down, now... we can worry about that man later. He seems like he has his hands, um...busy at the moment, anyway! And just don't answer if he will make a habit of calling you. Now take some deep breaths, yeah? We can't have our good detective greet his client later with a sour attitude, now can we? That, and you've still got a riveting story to tell me! We can even continue it over coffee if that'll help cheer you up, hmmm?"
"what up, I'm varl im 19 and i never fuckin learned how 2 read"
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