#saxaphones

[small-person-teacher]

Band: * playing instruments out of time, out of tune, and about seven different pieces at the same time*

Band conductor: *stares angrily at band waiting for silence*

Band:*bass clarinet starts playing a level 1 piece that everyone knows off by heart*

Woodwinds: *join in*

Brass: *join in*

Saxophones: *join in*

Bass section: *joins in*

Drums: *finally join in*

Band conductor: look you can finally play something right!

[sublimegentlemanalpaca]

Samaranth playing the Sax.

Earlier I was trying to text some friends about the dude who invented the Saxophone, for humorous reasons. My phone autocorrected Saxaphone to Samaranth. And now I’m just imagining Samaranth playing Smooth Jazz on a huge Dragon sized Saxaphone. Possibly Careless whisper. Although that’s mostly just because of being reminded of a time a friend decided to play that outside to serenade myself and other friends ...but that’s another matter entirely. Make of this what you will. Al, the Chronographing Cottager and Prince of Naming.

[transpondster]

Saxophone Factory, from an episode of ‘Sesame Street’

[dishdasha]

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[mask-of-self-pain]

Turn off the light” by Steve Plant #Guitar #Saxaphones #Telecaster #Fender #Eldiablodeuces #Steveplant #Rockmusic #Songwriter #Recordingartist. - http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/31945670 https://www.instagram.com/p/CCL4qX-glFi/?igshid=1hxuixae77dbz

[obligatory-name-change]

imagine if you blew on a saxaphone and snakes flew out

[redmcc]

[bandforyoursoul]

The Sax who became a Hero

Let me tell you a tale, old as time (yesterday.)

As we waited for our call time for an event to welcome incoming Freshman, we found ourselves walking to the nearby Subway. We made it to the 4 way intersection, but as we walked across the coupon for 2 meals (was it footlong or 6 inch whoops forgot sorry) for $10 was stolen from our hands by the cold wind.

We cried out as we made it across and watched the coupon tumble on the street, getting crushed by cars.

We quickly pressed the button again to cross to another side, panicked and fearful of what would be the fate of the coupon. As we made it over the coupon was getting closer, but was still stuck in the middle between us and the other side.

BUT THEN, OUR BRAVE HERO, A SAX, RUNS ACROSS WITHOUT THE WALK SIGN AND RETRIVES THE COUPON!

We cried as he ran, and cheered when he came back.

He will be honored forever, and god help the world never forget his bravery.