#sbarg team

[yarhoza]

Just about done~

Almost! Need to redraw Izzain since he looks ridiculously anime compared to the others (my art is anime styled anyhow haha). No clue how a curvy Izzina turned into an angular Izzain. He looks like a retired glam rock star from the 80s XD;;

[sbargstuck]

I am your Server

Refer to final roster

Sineth is sever to Izzina

Brutus is sever to Eponea

Izzina is sever to Pyrrha

Stagen is sever to Pathos

Pyrrha is sever to Trivxi

Eponea is sever to Sineth

Tovvix is sever to Stagen

Pathos is sever to Brutus

Trivxi is sever to Tovvix

*Vice-versa is the client relationship. Ie, if Eponea is Sineth's server, Sineth is Eponea's client player.

emergency measures have been called, a meteors are falling all over Alternia. Please refer to the new server-client list

[sbargstuck]

"He" found us.

An occurrence that happened yesterday that I think you all should see.

#SBARG_FEMALE_TROLL_RECRUITER LOG

CURRENT cronoDisplacement [CCD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo. CCD: he∟∟■ CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...Hey CD CCD: a∟∟ wI∟∟ be revIe∟ed CCD: sparg_rescue CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...Hmm? CCD: g■ there CCD: and ask CCD: ask f■r my rId∟e CCD: g■ n■w If y■u wIsh t■ survive CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...aye aye zzzir! CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...Or madam? CRV: Or !t?! O.O CRV: Its a fuck !n pengu !n! CCD: a∟∟ y■u need t■ kn■w Is I am Cr■nus CCD: and I am here CNZ: youre a douche CNZ: jsut aZ fyi

-- CURRENT modernAssassin [CMA] is lost --

CCD: thIs Is my rIdd∟e

-- CURRENT neuroticZygodactyl [CNZ] joins ma --

-- CURRENT confutativeForbearance [CCF] ((*looks up from drawing* hm?)) --

CCA: ∥-]I just went t☣ the Sbarg page and asked ab☣ut the riddle}———

CCD: thIs Is my rIdd∟e

CCD: h■wever, It Is a dIfIcu∟t ■ne

CCD: everyb■dy kn■ws h■w thIs wI∟∟ end

CCD: m■rta∟s mIght need a hInt

CRV: ..... the hope everyone m !nds?

CCD: y■u t■■ head my hInt

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...hmm...

CCD: n■w Is te hard part

CCD: ∟Isten t■ y■ur hInt ∟■■kers

CCD: ■r s■∟ve It y■urse∟ves?

CRV: ..I'm guess !ng !ts a syr !nge?

CCD: the hInt Is dead

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...Them?

CCD: ∟ead there by ∟IeIng

CCD: c■ngrats

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...Them izzz the anzzzwer?

CCD: yes

CCD: and the answer Is the vI∟∟Ian

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...The villain izzz "them"?

CCA: ∥-]That's what it says everywhere else t☣☣}———

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...HOw dO we find them?

CCA: ∥-]That, ☣n the ☣ther hand, we d☣ n☣t kn☣w}———

-- CURRENT modernAssassin [CMA] still confused --

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...Where can we find Out mOre abOut them CrOnuzzz?

CCD: y■ur new a∟∟Ies wI∟∟ he∟p

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...WhO might Our alliezzz be?

CCA: ∥-]The pe☣ple we had just pestered f☣r ☣ur riddle hints?}———

CCA: ∥-]maybe?}———

CURRENT lightweightPuzzler [CLP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CLP: Ahh, here we are.

CURRENT lackadaisyLogic [CLL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CLL: ..Hello?

CCA: ∥-]Hell☣ agian LP And LL}———

CLP: Contagion, you know how to decode the riddle itself

CLL: Supposedly we're supposed to come here, according to CD.

CLL: Great. Just used the word suppose twice. Way to go.

CLP: who himself is already HERE

CCA: ∥-]We were just t☣ld t☣ turn t☣ ☣ur new allies t☣ help}———

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...I am increazzzingly becOming lOzzzt it zzzeemzzz

CLL: Say, I don't believe I've been introducted to this new ally.

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...HellO, yOu are Our alliezzz then?

CCA: ∥-]But I had seen him in y☣ur mem☣ t☣☣, s☣ that means, thet he wants us t☣ w☣rk t☣gether, maybe?}———

CLP: Well, LL and I are a pretty good team. We'll try to stay out of your way, if you'll explain your current situation?

CLL: We're a team now? :D

CCA: ∥-]SS will y☣u please give the rund☣wn ☣n what inf☣rmati☣n we have t☣ far?}

[repitition omitted]

CCA: ∥-]I ap☣l☣gize f☣r getting ☣ff t☣pic}CCA: ∥-]but}——CCA: ∥-]I think I'm figuring s☣mthing ☣ut}

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...What izzz it?

CLL: Ooh, do tell!

CLP: Oh?

CCA: ∥-]I'm the ☣nly 'h☣pe'}———

CCA: ∥-]as in }———

CCA: ∥-]my teir}———

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...SO a hOpe player?

CLP: Hmmm. How many times did Chronos ask you to solve his riddle?

CCA: ∥-]yes?}———

CCA: ∥-]twice I think}———

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...Well I am a hOpe player

CLL: Twice the hope, or something? Some kind of taunt about how much hope we'll need?

CRV: ......

CCA: ∥-]y☣u c☣uld actually be the h☣pe player he is reffering t☣☣}———

CLL: Hey, RV! :D

-- CURRENT slumberingSorceress [CSS] puzzled --

-- CURRENT modernAssassin [CMA] falls over in confustion hitting head hard --

CSS: ,^~~(=w=)~~^,...I dOn't knOw hOw I can be Of any help thOugh

CCA: ∥-]I just had g☣tten mixed up ab☣ut s☣mthing else}——— CCD: I be∟Ieve the tIme has c■me

CLP: Any Heroes of Mind amongst you?

CDC: Could-

CCD: he∟∟■

CCA: ∥-]c☣uld?}———

-- CURRENT dichotomousCreator [CDC] was going to ask if the "minds" bit referred to heroes of mind, but was beaten to the punch --

CCD: y■u have a∟∟ been ch■sen

CLL: Ohhh, my gosh DC that is one of the worst feelings.

CCA: ∥-]Ch☣sen t☣ d☣ what?}——— CAS: Aye...

CLL: "Wait I got -- goddammit I was gonna say that."

CAS: It's worse when you forget what you're about to say in my opinion LL.

CCD: p∟ease pr■cede t■ cr■nus_has_rIsen

CCD: If y■u wIsh t■ ∟earn m■re

[yarhoza]

Last call for SBARG fantrolls!!

Looking for 2 female lowblood fantrolls for a 12 person fantroll team.

We need a female Sagittarius, Gemini, and possibly an Aquarius. So apply if you are interested in any of the three. Not looking for blatant copies of the original homestuck trolls, come up with your own unique character!

Send me message containing the following:

Sign

blood color

short personality blurb

pesterchum handle

I will get right back to you if you are in or not. We hope to get our session started in the coming week. If you have any questions message me as well or pester me, I am slumberingSorceress

[shiimada]

in need of a derse hero of space player

[elevatedcrocus]

SBARG Team Update!

I'm pleased to announce that Casey has journed our SBARG team!

Casey is a 18 year old male, likes long walks but not on a beach, is from Las Vegas, has a wicked smile, resides in the Land of Nails and Treasure, is the Lord of Void, and prototyped his fedora and a Mumbo Jumbo plushie. 

Who will be the next person to fill our SBARG team? You decide! Because you're applying to be in our team! :D

[lalondite-blog]

my sbarg info!

name: Astrid

location: Australia

timezone: GMT+10

contact: Tumblr 

title: Witch of Time 

land: Land of Light and Bridges

prototype: unicorn plushie and and sewing kit

team: none right now! looking for one though, also looking to contribute art for lands/sprites/god tiers and such for sbargrist!

[sbargstuck]

Congratulations. You have found SBARGstuck.

Our session has yet to begin, we are still awaiting 9 more heros.

Are you one of them? If not, you are welcome to join us.