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SBLURB Episode 1: Pesterzest and the Adventures of the Mailman & Johnderbilt

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We spend this 1st episode of SBLURB talking about Volume 1 and 2 of Pesterquest! Lend an ear to the latest week of geek culture, a recap of Homestuck's 10th year, Johns and Rose's route, JohnDave and JadeRose rights, Paradoxical Predictions, Tagora vs Cronus, and Bana giving Bro rights? Stay by the end to see how we can promo your stuff for future episodes! SBLURB Twitter SBLURB Discord SBLURB Curious Cat 

[morningfears]

SIS THE PREGNANT WITH ASHTON WAS SO GOOD. Can we talk about being pregnant with my sunshine boy Calum now tho

Listen. The second he finds out, nothing matters to Calum but you and Baby Hood. He’s already whipped for you, already loves you more than anything else, but now that you’re pregnant? Oh my god. I don’t think he’d be as turned on as Ash, it wouldn’t be as sexual, but he’s the same in the sense that you just got a million times more beautiful to him. Not that he didn’t think you were the most stunning person to walk the earth before but now? A goddess living with him. How did he get so lucky? He’ll notice before you do that you’re starting to show. His favorite thing to do right before bed and right when he wakes up is reach out and stroke your belly. Showing? He’ll spend ages stroking and talking to Baby Hood, telling them how much you both love them and can’t wait for them to arrive. Not showing yet? Telling them that you’re so fucking excited for them to grow and get big and that neither of you can wait for them. And if you thought he was whipped before? You ain’t seen nothing yet. You want chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream at two in the morning? Cal’s putting on his shoes and grabbing his wallet and keys before you can finish saying his name. Your feet hurt? He’s rubbing them. Your back hurts? He’s your personal heating pad and if he’s not enough, he’ll get an actual heating pad and rub your belly while he holds it in place. Calum would walk through fire for you and Baby Hood and that’s not even being dramatic. The two of you are his whole world and he can’t wait to be a little family.

[morningfears]

can u write a lil something ab baby Hood having a nightmare or something and waking u and Cal up asking if he/she can come sleep in between the two of u and just basically sweet half asleep daddy Calum comforting his poor bby :(( my hEART ugh idk why i do this to myself

Cal is the biggest softy for Baby Hood. Like, you thought he was whipped for you? Ha. Wait until Baby Hood is in the picture. He’s so fucked. He can’t say no to anything. So, even though the two of you have been trying desperately to get Baby Hood to sleep in her own room through the night, Cal would one hundred percent not hesitate to pull back the covers and plop Baby Hood down between the two of you. And you want to be annoyed, want to tell him that she has to sleep in her own bed, but you can’t. Because she’s got his cute little cheeks and precious curls and they just look so sweet, curled up together. You can’t help yourself as you join the cuddle and listen to Cal whisper assurances to Baby Hood that she’s safe and that mommy and daddy love her and would never let anything happen to her.

I’m so soft for dad!Cal. 

[morningfears]

so i have my seven week old brother and sister overnight tonight and they're making me sooo soft right now, babies are incredible. but what do you think dad!cal and/or dad!ash would be like with twins??

I have another one for Hood twins so that’s what we’re gonna do!

Honestly, Cal is gonna be so whipped for his kids. Like, they’re his whole world. He loves them so much and he’d do whatever it takes to keep them happy. I actually think he would handle twins the best? He’s a very chill guy or at least good at feigning chill so he would be able to handle the chaos of two babies! And he’d be that twin parent that’s like, “Yep, that’s (baby one) and that’s (baby two),” and 9 times out of 10, he’d be right. He knows his baby girls and he knows their tempers and their little quirks. He pays so much attention to them that if one is crying, he can just pick her up and mutter her name (the right name!) and ask her why she’s being so fussy and get her to calm down almost immediately. The only time it’d get a little overwhelming is if both of them had a bad night (or one, because, honestly, one would set the other off and it would make everyone sad!) and you’re both trying to console crying babies with no luck and he thinks it might be easier if there was just one Baby Girl Hood but then he wants to slap himself because two is better than one and he loves both of his babies with all of his heart!

[morningfears]

Ok but I’m so soft for sleepy cuddly sweet Calum can we talk about it

Oh my god. Soft, sleepy, cuddly Cal??? What a concept. I can see him being the warmest, cuddliest human alive. I’m gonna go with a lazy morning in for this. He’s wrapped around you, arms tight around your waist and head buried in the crook of your neck. His legs are tangled with yours and he’s just so comfortable and content. He’s warm and he smells like his shampoo and the tropical body wash you keep in the shower and it’s just the nicest, most inviting situation. He just wants a few more minutes, just a little more time to not think or feel or do, just to be. And he just wants to be with you. The sleep is still clouding his brain and when you ask him what he’s doing, he just mumbles how much he loves you and how comfortable he is and I’m so soft, wow.

[morningfears]

UMMMM ok Luke after like a rlly long day and he’s just like stressed out and comes up and just rlly wants a good cuddle with u and y’all just like practically pass out on the couch with your fingers and his hair and mmm i’m done and maybe MAYBE when he’s feeling a lil better he lets you show him just how much u care ab him if u know what i mean ;) UGH goals

Yes! I feel like after a long day, Luke would love to come home and just get you to hold him. Like, he wants to be held and he wants your fingers in his hair and he just wants you to talk to him. He doesn’t care what you’re talking about (he does, he’s listening, but you can be talking about the back of a cereal box and he’s just like yes!! tell me more!!), he juts wants to hear you. And feel you around him. And just have you to himself. And when he gets a little less clingy, a little less bleh and stressed, he definitely won’t say no if you offer to take care of him in other ways. 

[morningfears]

ugh think about after care/cuddling w Ashton he’d be ur big spoon with his arm out straight under you but u can still see his forearm and trace around his new tattoos as you fall asleep and you can hear his heavy heart beat under his strong chest and he’d just play with ur hair and kiss the back of your neck goodnight ok bye I’ll leave now

😭why’d you do this to me???? Yes. This is the dream, honestly. Just a soft, cuddly Ash loving on you??? I’m so in love with this concept.

[morningfears]

for the concept night: how do you think ash would act as a best friend who wanted to be more? like how would he try to win you over/ flirt with you?

I think he’d be himself but, like, amped up a notch? Like, he’d try to mix friend!Ash with boyfriend!Ash and show you the best of both worlds. He wouldn’t be constantly touching you but he’d make little excuses to wrap an arm around you or have you close to him (”Oh, we’re watching a movie and there are no available seats. What a disaster. Oh, wait. You can sit on my lap! I don’t mind! Really!”) and to everyone else it would be so painfully obvious. Like, he’s not trying to hide that he’s into you. But I feel like the ball would be in your court. He would want you to be the one who sets the terms for what happens. He wants you to be comfortable and to want him just as bad as he wants you!