"Was trying to get all enthusiastic about eating vegetables to try and encourage my daughter to eat them, and she fucking looks at me like I’m an idiot and goes: okay dad, relax. They’re just vegetables. And I’m fucking shook. She’s five years old.”
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"Was trying to get all enthusiastic about eating vegetables to try and encourage my daughter to eat them, and she fucking looks at me like I’m an idiot and goes: okay dad, relax. They’re just vegetables. And I’m fucking shook. She’s five years old.”
"Come on, seriously-- get the fuck off the table.” Axel’s eyes narrowed at the drunk person who had gotten up onto one of the table in the tavern, clearly not amused by this at all. He hated when his uncle left him in charge of the place because shit seemed to only happen when he was closing up. “I don’t get paid enough for this shit...”
Não estou mentindo eu realmente restava doente
Queria vir de Zelda Fitzgerald, mas como a loja de fantasias e nada são a mesma coisa, preferi vir ASSIM.
Muito obrigada, dear.
O que você disse? Foi mal, eu não tava prestando atencão.
Se eu fosse, eu usaria a roupa que eu usei em uma festa em NY. Mas não sei se vou, não estou muito animada pra isso.