Was thinking about how crabs shed every month and how maybe the weeks before they must feel really uncomfortable and cranky and that sounded really familiar. Long story short, I need my free will taken away.
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Was thinking about how crabs shed every month and how maybe the weeks before they must feel really uncomfortable and cranky and that sounded really familiar. Long story short, I need my free will taken away.
spongebob characters + cafe orders
🧽spongebob would probably drink frappes or bubble teas. caffeine makes his ADHD worse
🐙squidward drinks cold brew, or just makes instant coffee at home. caffeine doesn't affect his ADHD
⭐patrick loves milkshakes or sweet/iced teas
🐿️sandy probably loves almond milk because of the nutty taste
🦀mr krabs does not order at cafes. instant coffee is cheap
🐋pearl would love those teen cafe hangouts, her dad hates her going because they're $$$. she loves frappes too
🦠plankton drinks black tea or coffee to uphold his image, but he loves sugar in his drinks
🖥️if karen could drink coffee it'd also be just coffee + water
🐡mrs puff likes tea with lots of milk in it
🐌gary would love teas too if he could drink them. I wonder if sea snails are lactose intolerant like cats irl are
I seriously want there to be a moment where Patrick just lifts up SpongeBob by the hips or in some other way that could be interpreted as non-platonic and
A) it’s never talked about again but it’s subtly set up in a way that fans CLEARLY notice.
or B) There’s a small frame or two where SpongeBob looks down at Pat’s hands, and it’s clear he’s thinking SOMETHING about it, but who knows what.
In other words, I seriously headcanon that they both were just very intimate with each other before they realized their feelings, and they just never really thought otherwise of it until they learned from other people it’s usually meant as romantic.
Started this a while back; here’s what my OCs would look like in the Patrick Star show era!! (Along with my personal headcanons for transfem Sandy and transmasc Squidward.)
I will say obviously none of this is actually canon to my main au, EXCEPT for Odell. Do with that info what you will.
Starting off Pride Month with a bang!!! Here’s the SpongeBob gijinkas- including my OCs- in Pride Outfits inspired by these videos right here!
Any more info about your SpongeBob-Sona and their world?
Best I could do currently lol. Here are my sillies!
My desperate PatBob shipping ass legit thought they were holding hands here
It looks like it if you squint at least. They end up holding hands and stuff later in the episode but this is how you know you ship something that SHOULD not be a rarepair but kinda is 😔 (at least imo)
(EP: “SpongeBob’s Big Birthday Blow-Out”)
SpongeBob headcanons I have like this but for Sea Stars:
In Sea Star culture, physical touch and affection is the main thing behind their customs and everyday life. Things like hugs, cuddles, and anything to do with physical contact are pretty much commonplace between any Sea Stars that know each other, whether they’re family or friends or just acquaintances. You can say something or perform some kind of gesture to get an emotion across, sure, but if you REALLY want to show someone you care in Sea Star culture? A bone-crushing hug will always speak volumes more to them than a sentence. (It mainly comes from the fact that Sea Stars technically have eyes on the ends of their points instead of yk where eyes on them are in the show. I kind of picture it as it being their own way of TRULY seeing each other.)
Between family members or incredibly close friends, it’s even common for there to be little intimate touches and gestures that they have with no one else, like secret handshakes or a certain kind of hug. It also goes the other way around with hate as well as love— the main way to let someone know you hate them? Throw hands or refuse a hug. From this, fistfights and major things like that are kind of common whenever there’s bad blood between two Sea Stars, and usually due to Sea Stars not having the best abilities of comprehension and language, it happens often. Sea Stars may have customs and traditions like other species under the water, but that still doesn’t mean they’re that smart. Or smart in the usual ways, at least. Going along with that though, Sea Stars have a surprising degree of forgiveness and mercy in their culture, and the ultimate gesture of apologizing/asking for forgiveness is helping patch someone up after a fight.
The other main thing in Sea Star culture is, without a doubt, food. They’re shown to be constant eaters and love snacking in the show, so it only makes sense with their appetites (or a certain Sea Star we all know lol) that food and meals play an important role in their lives. Notably in their traditions, I like to picture they have a specific dish in mind for EVERY occasion, whether it’s a funeral or a minor holiday celebrating the day a Sea Star learned to drive. These meals are ONLY reserved for those specific days, making it the only strict thing about their cultures besides physical touch. Everything is pretty loose- INCLUDING something similar to how I pictured sponges having views on gender identity. There ARE male and female Sea Stars, but also intersex ones, and everyone is kinda just too lazy to care much about both gender and sexuality. With how Sea Stars can divide and grow into new Sea Stars from getting their limbs cut off, I imagine single parents are actually more common than married couples, and Sea Stars can have up to TENS of kids due to how clumsy said kids can be, lol. So, yeah, the main things in Sea Star culture I headcanon are hugs, comfort, and food.
Final thing is how these headcanons apply to my favorite pink boi, Pat. Of course with what I just said, it explains why he’s so touchy and huggy with everyone, other than it’s Patrick and I just think his main love language is physical contact. This probably leads him to sometimes touch people when they don’t really want to be, but he doesn’t mean anything bad about it- it just comes as second-hand instinct to him from growing up a Sea Star. Especially with SpongeBob, however, I think Patrick is aware of how differently SpongeBob interprets touch and physical affection, due to said sponge being autistic and more sensitive to things like that, so he only really hugs/touches SpongeBob like that ONLY when he knows it’s fine or if SpongeBob is possibly in trouble and he NEEDS to grab him. After all, it’s HEAVILY shown they grew up together, so it makes sense that they’d know each other like that. (I REALLY like to picture that before they got together romantically in my timeline, there were times where Patrick just did these little things, like cup SpongeBob’s face or rest his hands on his hips, and SpongeBob definitely got SUPER flustered meanwhile Pat just thought he had a fever and got worried.) A REALLY big headcanon I’ve always had for Patrick was that while he’s not that logically intelligent, he’s very EMOTIONALLY intelligent, and can inference things like other people’s love languages or if they’re hiding something when he can focus on what’s being said.
So yeah, I just wanted to add more onto my SpongeBob lore headcanons XD