#the scripts clearly needed a scandalpants review LSDKJFALKSDFJS
When @scandalpantsstuff and I first started beta reading for one another 7 YEARS AGO!!! we were so stinking polite.
Like, disgustingly polite. Every time we sent a comment that was totally benign (for e.g. “I don’t understand why Logan does xyz”), we would be effusive with praise. I’m talking “please know I think you are a genius, and you know your story better than anyone, and also have I mentioned what an honour it is to even be beta reading your story??? because if I haven’t that was a huge oversight on my part, and I am probably trash with trash opinions so feel free to ignore me entirely.”
And then we developed a color coding system: yellow highlighted text for punctuation errors, green highlighted text for grammatical errors, blue highlighted text for reordered sentences/paragraphs.
And then @scandalpantsstuff did what she does: she makes everything 1,000 times better. HIGHLIGHTED HOT PINK EVERY TIME I USED A CLICHÉ . But it didn’t stop there. HIGHLIGHTED RED TEXT EVERY TIME I USED THE PASSIVE VOICE (which I see in academia all the time now, because apparently academics are allergic to use personal pronouns? really, George, data was gathered? BY WHO???? just say YOU gathered the damn data, George.)
Now I use cliches but I always think “is this the best way to use this cliche?” I still use the passive voice but I ask my self “is this obscuring what I actually want to say?”
Basically I need to figure out what mine and @scandalpantsstuff friend-aversay is (I think I probably have the first FF.net message I ever sent her) and make it a national holiday.
ETA: I just looked and the first interaction Pants and I ever had was on 22 July 2013 when she reviewed three chapters of my fic in a row and I responded to her reviews. FRIENDERVERSARY! And I offered to be her beta reader on 19 August 2013.