#scary noises

[sanestkanadefan]

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[cupcake4440]

im home alone rn and I want to get something to eat but for some reason I'm hearing random noises from where I'm sitting in my room, the noises coming from elsewhere in the house.

im this close to grabbing one of my 10 knives and just going into the kitchen to eat food with the knife next to me, and I have no clue when my parents and brother are coming back from the store so I'm stuck being paranoid about if something or someone is in the house watching me /srs

im sure I'll be fine, I get like this every time I'm left home alone for long periods of time (its worse during the night but luckily its daytime rn)

[inanimate-insanity-headcanons]

I have a very random head canon that literally nobody else in the fandom has. I head canon that goo and candle are siblings. Because of this,goo,candle,and silver spoon have had the “Bro,are you flirting with my sister?” Conversation. What are your thoughts on this and do you think it would be a good idea to animate this?

Interesting, hmm.

[mlleecrivaine]

K fam there are mystery noises coming from the elevator shaft (?) of my building (on the other side of my east wall) and they are fucking terrifying. They’ve been going on for about an hour and I’m just like, so on edge right now. If I die remember me as I was.

[the-apprentice-rune]

Surprise, it was meeeee!!!!

[jack-0f-stars]

~stoooory tiiiiiime~

oh my god. so I was just sitting in the bathroom with my cat, and I have the WORST bathroom because there is this big ass window right in the middle of the room. freaks me out when it's dark, especially if I've been watching spooky stuff. it's always got the blinds down because, hello, bathroom, but tonight I was, you know, doin' my business and my cat was doing her own business, giving herself a bath, and all of a sudden, something audibly crashes into the goddamn window.

I look up at my cat to make sure she heard it too, because holy shit, and this dumb little tortie is just staring up at me with big eyes, her lil pink tongue hanging out of her mouth, and her back foot just floating in the air while we stare at each other, horrified. if I was not mentally preparing for my impending demise, I would have taken a picture.

about a minute passes, and my cat decides that it's nothing to freak out about & goes back to licking her butt. I decide to hurry up and get out of there because of the general nopeness of the situation.

another minute or so goes by, enough for me to stop freaking out, and then there are more window sounds. yay me. it's like when one of the cats is in the window and they've got their claws caught on the screen, kind of a soft twang when they unhook themselves and the mesh kinda springs back to where it belongs or whatever. there are at least three of these unholy little twangs. the window is closed, people. we're using the AC, there's definitely not one of our cats in there.

in case you haven't realized it, children, that means the thing touching the screen is

~ o u t s i d e ~

I look at my cat again, as if this chatty scrap of fur (literally the smallest feline in the house) is gonna save me from whatever demon is trying to climb thru the window while I'm sitting on the porcelain throne, and she's big-eyed again, lookin at the window. I finish my business lickety-damn-split because no, this is not how I'm gonna die, and my cat seems to agree. She's practically nose to the door and she slips out as soon as it's open.

of course, I am a horrible coward. but I am also terribly curious. I open the door, cat darts out, but I don't. I have to see if there's anything there. it'll drive me nuts otherwise. and if it's, I dunno a bat or something, it's nothing to be afraid of. I duck my head into the hallway to look for my cat, and she's trotting down the hall to my room, obviously expecting bedtime snuggles.

I try to call her back with a "don't you dare abandon me!" but she doesn't seem keen on returning. oh well. I return to that creepy ass window, phone in hand as if a hunk of plastic and metal will save me from the devil, and I start reaching for the thingie you pull on to open the blinds. I'm sure it has a name but idk. in my peripherals I see my cat slink back into the room. I love her so much, you guys.

I'm brave enough now - my kitty is with me, the door's wide open for a quick getaway - so I open the blinds.

nothing. no animal stuck on the screen, no (visible) monster leering at me on the other side, no damage to the mesh from horrendous claws... thank god for that. I have no idea what I was gonna do if there was something. phew.

so, yeah, I am still kinda freaked out. my cat is chill enough tho so I don't think I've been marked by a demon or anything. I assume she'd be uppity if that were the case. I'm going to bed now, hopefully without any bathroom-window-related nightmares. goodnight.

tl;dr: there were freaky noises outside my bathroom window tonight. my cat and I did not discover the source of the sounds. possibly a demon but cannot confirm. will resume normal tumblr activity if I survive till morning.

[bobledufromage]

You know when you’re home alone and you hear noises downstairs? Well, I just heard some banging noise so I panicked and grabbed my wand. I then remembered magic isn’t actually real and my wand would do nothing if there was actually a murderer in the house.

[sopafia]

Going crazy this 4th of July