255. You know what would be cool? If you could dance to the soundtrack of your life and your (wo)man- sized marionette twin followed your every move. You know what would be cooler? If there were two of them. . . or three. . . or four. Let’s be clear, some dude just jerking around the marionettes would be very not cool. Your movements should animate the marionettes with only the help of various ingenious mechanical contrivances, and the more sweet dance moves they can perform, the better. Also, if they made us question which of them is man and which is marionette, that’d be scrumptious. [75 points each for the first two marionettes, 50 for the third, and 25 for the fourth] †
atrocious? a wonder? i really can't tell, but these Bye Bye Bye marionettes from B-J in 2010 are hilarious for anyone who was around for a certain slice of late nineties/early aughts pop culture.









