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Sheila: “What happened?”
Joel: “I killed Dan.”
Sheila: “I thought you were just going to talk to him.”
Joel: “Negotiations broke down, so I hit him in the head with a shovel.”
Sheila: “Oh my God!”
Joel: “It just happened. He was threatening to send you to jail and saying mean things, and you kinda had to be there.”
"You really want to criticize my decision-making in front of our neighbour you just killed with a shovel?"
Santa Clarita Diet 1x07
Joel: “No.”
Sheila: “Why not?”
Joel: “Because I gave up my haircut and I gave up my cherry wood. And there’s no scenario where we kill this guy and I still get Chinese food.”
Sheila: “So I took the container with Serbian Guy back to the storage unit. And then I destroyed his phone and then buried his clothes in the desert. Look at me, I’m becoming a morning person.”
Guys, open up! I got news about Dan." -"How can there be news? I just killed him an hour ago.-
Santa Clarita Diet 1x07 (Joel and Rick)
