#schlaptain

[twilightforestroses]

As I stare at the jschlatt tubbo dad and the captainsparklez tubbo dad I am forced to have a cursed thought, exboyfriends jschlatt and captainsparklez

[p0tato-kn1shes]

“Ranboo? Is it like- a nickname or something?”

“SCHLATT!” Tubbo and Sparkles yell in unison

“It’s okay” Ranboo laughs “And no, I’m pretty sure it’s not a nickname? It might of been though, I forgot”

“How do you forget your own name?”

“I have short-term memory loss-”

“LIKE THAT FISH LADY!” Schlatt points out

Schlatt is increasingly amazing

[twilightforestroses]

Well of course Dad Schlatt isn’t canon, after all, Sparklez took Tubbo in the divorce and Jschlatt didn’t get visitation! /j /j /j

[p0tato-kn1shes]

Just a random Schlaptain incorrect quote

Schlatt: So back in highschool my friend Sparkles and I were dared to play Gay Chicken

Schlatt: If you don’t know what Gay Chicken is it’s basically where two straight guys pretend to be gay the the first person who chickens out loses

Schlatt: Anyways Sparkles are I are both really, really stubborn and neither of us want to lose

Schlatt: We’re been married for ten years and run a company with our adopted son and if he doesn’t chicken out soon I’m going to suspect he’s actually gay-

[p0tato-kn1shes]

How Schlatt and Sparkles flirt

Because we need some cuteness in these trying times

Schlatt: Actual flirting

Sparkles: “You’re unbearable!” but like- lovingly. He’s so done with Schlatt’s shit but in this way that makes it sweet

Sometimes Sparkles actually flirts and Schlatt just- breaks. 

And they both have this kinda dynamic of The Dumbass and The Responsible One, but it’s less of The Responsible One doesn’t get into any trouble, and more of The Dumbass would rob a bank and The Responsible One would be the getaway driver.

[p0tato-kn1shes]

Some Schlaptain concepts because that’s my claim to fame now

PLEASE SEND ME ASKS WITH CONCEPTS

Schlatt is not a picky eater at ALL. That is why Captain never let him choose where they went for dinner. Because he eats everything

Until they adopted Tubbo they had a bit on an on-the-run lifestyle, staying up until late, spending nights on the road.

Sparkles’ parents HATE Schlatt, and Schlatt hates Sparkles’ parents. Christmas is hell.

Schlatt’s parents are kind but chaotic people, and spoil Tubbo as much as they can

This caused a war between Sparkles and Schlatt’s parents on who can spoil Tubbo more

This was a very fun time for Tubbo

[p0tato-kn1shes]

Sadkles

Sad Sparkles go brrrrrr

Also Schlatt is bad at emotions

1:34 AM

Sparkles can’t sleep.

He’s just been laying on the bed they set up for him for hours.

“Hey uh.. Sparkles, you okay there?”

He sits up “Schlatt?”

“Yeah, that’s me. I’m all dead and shit.”

“Are you like Ghostbur?”

“Kinda, but not many people can hear me and.. Nobody can see me. I’d been possessing a sheep for weeks. Ghostbur thought it’d be our best bet.”

“..Do you remember me?”

“Little bits and pieces, yeah. Not much, though. That’s how it’s been with most of my memory. I think part of me wanted to keep kicking, and that’s why I’m still here. Not much, though. Not much.”

“Yeah… Do you think we could convince the rest of you to keep going?”

“Maybe, if it’s willing. It could be like with Ghostbur. That part of him is dead, and it prefers to stay dead. Being dead is painful as hell though. I’ve always got like.. This pain in my chest. It sucks.”

“Must be from the heart attack.”

“Yeah, that’s what Ghostbur says too.”

“So only I and Ghostbur can hear you?”

“Pretty much, Tubbo and Quackity have caught a few phrases though.”

“It’ll take time, I guess”

“Yeah.. “

Silence hangs in the air for a while

“You should go to bed”

“I’m not tired”

“It’s past midnight, Sparkles”

“And I’ve been driving nonstop for three days straight”

“Fine, be sleep-deprived for all I care, I’m going to my grave.” His voice trails off and he’s gone.

“Bye, Schlatt”

Sparkles finds himself crying instead of sleeping.

[p0tato-kn1shes]

Can you expand on why Sparklez' parents hate Schlatt and vice versa? And how are Christmases exactly?

Sparkles’ parents hate him because they turned his perfectly good responsible boy into, their words: “A slacker and a nobody”