#school essay

[newyorkthegoldenage]

David Campanella, son of Roy, wrote this essay for school, ca. 1950.

Photos: Brooklyn Daily Eagle via Brooklyn Public Library

[inknbrew]

Guide to Dark Academia: Research

The history of the authors of classics (Oscar Wild, Homer, Etc.)

History (the French Revolution, World War I, Historical Figures)

College Secret Societies

Types of Coffee

History of Coffee

Literature

Music Theory

How music impacts the brain

History of Great Artists

The history of Commonplacing (one of my favorites)

How to solve a mystery

Film related topics

Mythology (Greek, Norse, Egyptian, etc.)

Poetry and its historical significance

Secret codes

Language of flowers (bonus if you make a bouquet for yourself or a friend)

Vintage Cars

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[the-best-skibidi-rizzler]

Just a quick reminder that if your english teacher sets an essay that requires research and gives you a week then you probably shouldn’t rush to finish it the night before it’s due all while painfully aware of how bad it is and how much you could expand on ir if only you had more time - totally not related to me just thought I’d share a helpful tip :)

[arrowmoose]

Argumentative Essay Against AI for Artistic Purposes

Welp, I’m finally posting it.

I decided to post it as screenshots rather than just copy and paste, so apologies if you can’t see it.

I’m open to discussion and feedback, but please note that this has already been turned in and graded.

I got a 92, for anyone curious.

[rae-butter]

I had to write an essay on the Gettysburg Address for school so I chose to make it as chaotic as possible

Lincoln was fae president who feigned humanity in order to sneak his way into the American republic and leave unscathed. In this essay I will be explaining and defending the theory of Abraham Lincoln's fae ancestry using his Gettysburg Address as the basis of my claim, analyzing the texts overall structural fortitude and diction choice, along with casual disregard for human life in order to fuel the vicious cycle of war and death.

To begin with, Lincoln starts the Gettysburg Address with the phrase, "Four scores and seven years ago..." Who talks like that? In his book, "The Fae Wilds," Omoi writes of a fae using similar dialogue patterns, chapter five, page 43, where Apal says, "Five scores and three years ago..." And I have reason to believe this is not a coincidence. You see, in that chapter Apal was addressing the Fae rebels attempting to overthrow King Tumor in an attempt to regain their identity after being enslaved to humans for millennia. Lincoln was addressing the soldiers fighting against the prospect of slavery in America. Any longstanding fae scholar can see the parallels in the text topic and structure.

Therefore, in conclusion, I wholeheartedly believe, with all my heart, that Abraham Lincoln was, in fact, a fae, and that his speech was inspired by Apal's speech in Omoi's piece "The Fae Wilds," in an attempt to strengthen the American spirit. At the end of the day, it did work, and America won the war against slavery, which shaped our nation into what it is today. I suppose at the end of the day, it doesn't matter what it was or wasn't, but what it all amounted to in the end. Abraham Lincoln's speech led to a battle, which led to a war, which led to a treaty, which led to freedom. And freedom is a reward worth the cost of lives.

[random-remzy]

IM CRYINGGGG-

dawg how the fuq do i explain this shit to my essay supervisor im so cooked why did i do this to myself.

[apologiesforthecreatures]

How the FUCK have I only written 800 words??

I can bullshit 5K for a fic but as SOON AS THERES AN ASSIGNMENT nOoOOOooOoOO