Byleth: I love murder mysteries
Jeritza, trying to impress him: I've been the main suspect for dozens of cases

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Byleth: I love murder mysteries
Jeritza, trying to impress him: I've been the main suspect for dozens of cases
How many students go to evilf, how many for each year, and is dropping out allowed?
I'd say anywhere from 30-50 students every year depending on how many of them would be able to get in. Hcharlie usually tries to stick to even numbers but sometimes theres someone he just cant ignore.
Dropping out isn't allowed because if you're having a problem with your studies, Hcharlie is more concerned about finding out why you're not doing well and how to help you succeed rather than kicking you out and telling you to never come back
Some kids refuse to be helped but he always tries his best. Sometimes his best isn't very good
What is Byleth and Beres' relationship with the others teachers and the people who live in the monastery like Flayn and Cyril?
OHO good question 👀
Rhea: Byleth is cautiously trusting of her, having small memories of her from when he was a toddler, but he doesn’t let his guard down. Beres does not trust her at all, and dislikes how she attempts to be a mother figure to her.
Seteth: Beres and him are often at odds, he’s the one who made her have a special uniform because her normal clothes where to scandalous (“what if Flayn started wanting to wear such things?!”), but they do gain a respect for each other after awhile. Byleth thinks he’s incredibly smart and attractive.
Manuela: She hits on Byleth a LOT, and he’s incredibly flustered by her advances (on the inside, on the outside he’s as stone faced as ever). He does have a respect for her medicinal prowess and they are friends. In this AU Manuela is professor of the Golden Deer, and just like everyone else in her house she also likes having Beres around (though her reasons are more because she can make Beres clean and do the jobs she doesn’t want to do alsdjflsjf). Beres finds herself the one who Manuela mainly complains about failed romance to, usually while she cleans the infirmary and Manuela drinks askljf
Hanneman: They're both a little put off by his methods at researching their crest at times, but both like him and have a fairly positive opinion. (Beres also hangs out with his Blue Lions in the training arena a lot)
Jeritza: Beres finds him weird, and Byleth is a little bit attracted to him.
Shamir: Byleth and her get along quite well (as well as you can with her akshs), often just standing in silence near each other before nodding and walking off. Beres thinks well of her because she mentors Cyril, and both of them think shes really really hot.
Cathrine: Neither of them particularly like her, especially Byleth since she keeps trying to compete with him to earn Rhea's attention. Beres would gladly give all the attention Rhea gives her to her lmao
Alois: UNCLE ALOIS!!! He insists he's more of a big brother, but Byleth quite likes being the oldest sibling thank you very much and Beres doesn't want another brother, so both (in their minds) refer to him as uncle.
Gilbert: He and Byleth have nice converstations and respect each other. Gilbert asks Beres for advice on how to reconnect with his daughter since she's also the daughter of a knight, and even though Beres finds it a little weird she does help as best she can.
Flayn: Flayn has a crush on Byleth, and he views her as intelligent beyond her years and likes her (though he doesnt return her feelings and has them for her older brother instead aksh). Beres and Flayn get along really well, though Flayn is sometimes shocked by how uncaring Byleth is about what Beres does. (Flayn: Byleth, where can I find Beres?" Byleth: No idea. Flayn: ???? But you're her older brother??)
Cyril: Beres and Cyril get along really well, and she feels very protective over him (though doesnt tell him that since he can take care of himself) and they often do chores together. Byleth isn't around him much, but sees him to have a lot of potential.
On the subject of Mida and Muja, they really shouldn't be love interests at all considering the fan base demographic. I understand that this is supposed to be a dating sim gone wrong, but face the facts. Adults shouldn't be messing around with high schoolers romantically at all. Mida and Muja deserve better than to be pedophiles that honestly deserve to die by default. They could just be the mentors that their job calls for, Mida being a sub that Taro looks up to and gives him hope and career advice. Muja helps him with his mental and physical health that he's been neglecting over the course of the week. Whether there is romantic feelings at all from Taro is fine, because adults should be the mature side that defuses any romantic possibilities coming of their relationship. The whole thing shouldn't be a gross mish mash of a teen's wet dream about their teachers and a predatory adult taking advantage of an immature kid that hasn't even fully realized who they are, without even recognizing what's wrong with having that concept portrayed in a positive light. Fix it.
K-12
All I have learned how to do is study
And memorize
And cram
With a heavy head, how am I expected to take to the skies?
I know nothing about survival
Unless grabbing the newest textbook counts
I know that it doesn’t
I guess they have failed to brainwash me completely
But I do know how to wake up and eat
Then study
Go to sleep
And repeat
Never fully knowing what the outside world is like
Never slipping out of reach
Never learning the things that will actually help me
Always shoving me down
Never letting me wonder what if
Never showing me why
But commanding me this way
And that
That’s for the authority
And the sentence
That I committed no crime for
It was quite unneeded
Trying to get me to conform
By using peer pressure
Then when its useful for you to say the opposite,
You say that we shouldn’t follow others and do as you say
Making me feel so, so little
While telling me to be an adult
Then telling me that I’m not an adult
And when I am one I will never be ready
I can't believe I am finally free
From this tortuous prison
That I used to feel embarrassed to be a part of k-12
But now I am done with k-12
So bye motherfuckers
I ain’t coming back
And I ain’t gonna be looking back
Because most of the faculty, staff, administration, and board members made me feel like shit
Believe it or not
But
School was made for kids
So stop trying to take over and ruin our lives
Flayn: Brother? Professor? If humans can see water but can't see air...
Seteth: Yes?
Flayn: Does that mean fish can see air but can't see water?
Seteth: ...
Byleth: ...
Flayn: ...
Byleth: fuck
Byleth: thought I was meowing at a cat.
Byleth: turns out me and Seteth where meowing back and forth to each other from different spots in the house for an hour.