#scott posting

[cry0spheree]

my boyfriend is so mean to me and always makes fun of everything I say in a tsundere voice☹️

@b4thxry You are a bully

[sc0ttvalentine]

choke me with the seat belt baby

i dont konw who said that.. must be some weird ...animal or something

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Just seen a woman called Paisley

Which is probably a very pretty name if you have never been to Paisley

[goodluckclove]

I would like to say that my boy Scotty Skylark would be honored to know his biggest impact so far would be the handful of people who wear dresses and skirts more without feeling any painful Gender-y associations.

But I also know the guy has spent most of his life too preoccupied by cosmic horror to process a lot of the intricacies of his own identity. He would never push this because he's sensible enough to know it's an unreasonable stance, but he'd love to never have to talk about his gender. He quietly thinks that most conversations he finds himself in don't actually need to involve him at all. Guy just wants to sit in a field and pretend he's a beetle.

He's also very polite most of the time, because that's what he decided part of being a man involved. So if anyone shared that he helped them with anything, he'd give a sincere thank you very much. And if they're younger than him he'd insist on giving them something to eat.

[ask-thefox]

(should I post a collection of all the songs that make me think of fox & ransom as of rn?)

[so-called-egg]

@scottapez

[liquid-geodes]

LOVE the way my brain works btw

Ill just be sitting here chilling with Leon because its his turn with the braincell this week, just watching youtube on the tv, then ill get to like the playlist where my favorite youtuber decided to play Sister Location and im like "oh no-" because NOTHING makes me simp harder for William than Sister Location, that game did irreparable damage to me when it first came out oh my GOD

So the entire time im just like "dear lord give me the strength to hold onto Leon during this trying time" because yknow, the brainworms. Then all of a sudden William staggers back in covered in mud and dirt and the two of them engage in "I killed you, you should be dead!"

"That's what they all say" banter. Meanwhile I'm just sitting there like the ":0 TWO cakes" meme because I'm certainly not upset that either of them are here, conveniently ignoring the fact that Leon got here in the first place because he decided violence was the only solution here, as if anyone has ever been able to successfully kill William Afton in any capacity before.

Like im not MAD, I just wish they'd all stop trying to kill William when they want affection

[cry0spheree]

Accidentally moaned his name while masturbating so I think we have to get married now