#third law

[krakaheimr]

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

I'M ON THE SCP WIKI FRONT PAGE MY ART EXCHANGE CONTRIBUTION GOT FEATURED

Finally sharing this here, seeing as my art page for this piece is on the February front page!! My giftee for the 13th Art Exchange was A Random Day, so naturally I went with painting MachineGod.

[s3lkieboy]

attending deer college could fix me

[halluciniwaynia]

Reading more of third law. I feel like each one of these authors is like this

[pfefferminz1]

How imagen skitter and alphonse in third law if it werent for the damn oath.

Theyd end up hatefucking somehow

Also sorry to @mcd-incorrect-quotes but i saw this meme remeberd our conversation and realised this needed to be its own post.

[thisisnalkan]

SCP sciences be like

Some people may wonder why Third Law has so many lesbians in it. Well you see in the noosphere there is this place known as the sexosphere. The sexosphere is the sum total of all human sexuality, with sexemes that make up sexeme matrixes(sexualities). If you measure the sexosphere in Third Law you'd see a much higher amount of lesbons(the fundamental particle of lesbianism) in it. This is also how the GOC turns people gay. /j

[he-xie]

Two Mothers

[mxmasters]

Other London Bridge

steakshift: hey steakshift: hey whistl steakshift: you online whistl_stahp: more and more these days, unfortunately. whistl_stahp: what's up? steakshift: check this out steakshift shared "NTE-2858-CYAN-BLAECCA.PDF" steakshift: boom whistl_stahp: wh whistl_stahp: WHY DO YOU HAVE A GOC FILE?! steakshift: I'm a librarian. whistl_stahp: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN steakshift: it means the tankfuckers leak a lot lol steakshift: anyway this one's a fun read steakshift: if you ever wondered what we get up to in london whistl_stahp: Ontario? steakshift: no the other london whistl_stahp: you've been to England? steakshift: no no I mean the OTHER london. steakshift: in SPACE. whistl_stahp: ... whistl_stahp: I admit I did not see that coming.

[he-xie]

I asked my friend what animals should he be herding and she decided on reindeers and then I’ve been reading about herding reindeers in Siberia for like two weeks