#scp jokes

[malicious-code-103]

[death-is-my-dishonor]

Am I crazy or does this shark look like SCP-035 with teeth?

Like... Just look at it

It looks like 035

[assigned-cryptid-at-birth]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *safe* *euclid* *keter* *apollyon* *thaumiel* *neutralised*

[quatrain-in-dc-major]

CLEARLY you don’t know what The Pestilence is.

[windscattered]

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Rue, scribbling on a Rapidash-shaped pad: Note to self, if you ever actually need to kill Rose…

MEMETIC KILL AGENT