#scp shitposts

[pantheraviva]

im back on my bullshit

[rob-is-not-a-deer]

I’ve been reading thru the GOC supplemental/ field guild stuff and holy shit this is so immuture I can’t stop laughing I need to share.

Hehe SEX,

[assigned-cryptid-at-birth]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *safe* *euclid* *keter* *apollyon* *thaumiel* *neutralised*

[awkyhawky]

Mikell: Merry Christmas David! I've got you a lovely Christmas present this year! Just open your eyes now!

David:

David: dad I'm blind

David: you ripped out my eyes how did you forget this

[rabbit-x3]

Your discord tag is you government assigned scp

[assigned-cryptid-at-birth]

stranger things is just “small midwestern town forgets to report an anomaly to the Foundation and instead lets a group of barely-teenagers deal with a full blown keter skip with the help of a runaway thaumiel”