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[god-is-crying]

fuck this *recognizes the bodies in the water*

[tabletophotdish]

SCP-262 can give 10 people hand jobs at once, how has no one noticed this

[god-is-crying]

jack bright go to therapy challenge

[god-is-crying]

guys theres someone named jack bright at my school and i fear for my life. please god dont let any chainsaws within 100 feet of campus 🙏

[god-is-crying]

opinions wanted: dilf bright vs twink bright

[god-is-crying]

"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" i want to snap his neck but can only move when he's not looking

[god-is-crying]

oh youre an scp? *bonks you with the containment hammer*

[god-is-crying]

5 in 1 Men's Bodywash deserves SCP classification. Sorry, I don't make the rules.