ol' 682. a nice unkillable feller. a great pal

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ol' 682. a nice unkillable feller. a great pal
so here's a cursed but fun idea...
SCP monster high AU ... I mean that SCP-049-J already exists, and Paulie (SCP-682-B) but more, the statue's daughter, the daughter of 106 and the daughter 096, and so on, even we can have a teen Jesus son of SCP-343, all of them humanoid teenagers, with strange skin colors and very thin and fashonable in an SCP high school ... or at least anomalous dolls created by Wondertainment
PS... it was meant to be sent to @bad-scp-aus but I honestly have a terrible taste and would pay for monster high dolls based on SCPs and watch movies and stuff
682-B is a good boy. nice lizard. works 9-5 like anyone else
holiday shopping with the nice scp anomaly gang
Styx Nacht II and Trevor, just a fun pair of dudes
SCP-682-B will serve patrons come rain, snow, or task-force gunfire. sometimes he isn't informed ahead of time who he's serving, though
last image was supposed to be standalone joke but I choose to believe he did that afterward
“I always feel a twinge of trepidation when I offer guests assistance” claims SCP-682-B, the immortal waiter. concrete statue refused to comment
Butler!SCP-682 x Random UIU Agent
(they are boyfriends now)