#scp-___-j

[ask-the-skps]

someone get this rock out of my room

[charlesoberonn]

Okay but this is hands down the best SCP

[scp-torment]

SCP Tournament Round 1: 23 of 32

SCP-7000: The Loser

SCP-___-J: Procrastinati

Voting ended onApr 8, 2023

SCP-7000: The Loser

SCP-7000 is a progressive randomization of probability factors and anomalous fortuity on the planet Earth, and potentially beyond. The effect is not total — a comprehensive karmic failure would in quick succession terminate consensus normalcy, the SCP Foundation and the human race — but instead piecemeal. Each factor is randomized to a different extent, for a different length of time, and often with a different geographical radius of effect, corresponding to no obvious logical pattern. Nevertheless, the cumulative impact of many nonsensical and high-profile outcomes to formerly predictable actions is degrading the Veil of Secrecy at an alarming rate and jeopardizing containment efforts worldwide.

SCP-___-J: Procrastinati

It's a rock that makes you procrastinate.

[scp-torment]

SCP Tournament Qualifiers: 33 of 34

Duke Till Dawn

SCP-___-J: Procrastinati

Voting ended onApr 5, 2023

Tale: Duke Till Dawn

SCP-___-J: Procrastinati

[exitflo]

a joke music megaprime by ajoura https://www.youtube.com/user/Ajoura

[kubeis]

I give you the interaction between scp-682 and scp-____-J enjoy.

[scparchives]

Item #: SCP-____-J

Object Class: _______

Special Containment Procedures: In a box in my office.

Description: It's a rock that makes you procrastinate.

Addendum: Probably memetic or something.

I'll finish writing this up later.- Dr. Vang

[camerapits]

I'm not dead! I'm still making the posters, mates! Just slower, because of work and school. Enjoy this one!