Asks are CLOSED.
Malo, 1471: Ok, I think we're recording now!
Ellie, 999: Hey guys! Welcome to our ask blog!
Lizard, 682: So... the higher-ups said that interacting with people would be good for our mental health.
Shai, 096: Yeah, right. /s
Peanut, 173: And we decided to open an ask blog, because I guess that's what people do.
Linus, 079: Hey, why don't I get any lines?
Doc, 049: Because there's eight of us, and please stick with my script.
Lawrence, 106: Are you done? I'm kind of getting tired of holding up this camera.
Malo: Wait, did you remember to take the lens cap off, Lawrence?
Lawrence: What's a lens cap?
Lizard: Screw this, it's the 25th time we're recording this stupid video. I'm not doing it again.
Shai: Agreed.
Malo: Fine, I guess we can just post the audio.
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Welcome to the SKPs' Ask Blog!
Rules (prone to changing if we forgot something)
1- Don't ask anything too complicated
2- Try asking funny things
3- Don't spam please
4- Keep it PG-13
5- We'll answer at most two questions in a row from the same person
6- No references to fictional universes please
Do Not Interact:
Pedophiles (Seriously, why do you even try?)
People who can't take a joke
[TBA]
Blocked List:
Broken english anon
About Universe-SKP and House-02
Universe-SKP (pronounced ESCAPEE) is an alternate universe, where we have funny interpretations of the main universe's SCPs.
SKP stands for "Serpent's Keeping and Protection": In this version, the Serpent's Hand manages to break a good chunk of the foundation away while they're in their "lolrandom" phase.
House-02 (paralel to Site-02) is where these nine live:
Dyo [he/they]: the crazy one
Doc [he]: the only sane one
Linus [he/it]: disproportionately megalomaniacal
Shai [he]: the shy one
Lawrence [he]: the chaotic uncle
Peanut [he]: the prankster
Lizard [he]: edgy WHO'S WRITING THESE?!
Ellie [she]: (tries to) stops the others from killing eachother
Malo [he/she/they]: the nerd
Andy [they]: confusing
