#scream 2016

[ovisiphorus]

*PGOT VOICE* WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?  THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS!

[paperfallingandsoulsbreaking]

What we didn’t see after “Heavenly Creatures”...

Kieran was breathing heavily as he ripped off his mask. "I can't do it anymore..."

"Yes, you can." A dark figure emerged out of the bushes. "I've prepared you well."

"I can't," Kieran groaned. "I just killed the mayor! Why did I have to kill him?"

"Because," the mysterious figure said impatiently, "it's all part of my two-year plan to get rid of Emma Duval so Brooke can be the Final Girl and Audrey will become her lover, thereby fulfilling the desires of the Scream fandom! MWA HA HA"

Kieran gulped and ran away, leaving a trail of blood behind him. The mysterious figure laughed. "And now," he/she evilly murmured to him/herself, "the whole fandom believes that Kieran is the killer. They'll never know it was actually...me."

Then the wind rustled the branches of the trees, the leaves scuttered across the ground, and all that was left...was a dog collar...and a hint of sage.

[paperfallingandsoulsbreaking]

The Unsung Ballad of Haley Meyers

Poor Haley Meyers, the girl we loved to hate, Who tortured Audrey Jensen, but was still pretty great Her one Achilles heel was her desire to mate... She just tried to give the killer a blowjob Poor Haley Meyers, she went too soon And although she had the appeal of an old greasy spoon Hey, at least when her death came, it wasn’t by harpoon... She just tried to give the killer a blowjob Poor Haley Meyers, she was a gift to television And to anyone who uses her name with derision Just remember that she only died from one bad decision... She just tried to give the killer a blowjob And now, as a devoted fan of poor Haley Meyers I solemnly swear that when my life expires I will be giving in to my own sinful desires... I’ll die trying to give the killer a blowjob

[paperfallingandsoulsbreaking]

How the internet reacts to Scream season 2

Other websites: Who could the killer be? There are so many suspects! It must be Ms. Lang or maybe Eli? What if it’s Emma’s dad, he hasn’t been around a lot...

Tumblr: Ugh we all know Kieran is the killer, now just give Stavo/Brooke more screen time!!!

[screamtvshow]

Episode 14 “Happy Birthday to Me”

Kieran dies, but we know it’s just a dream they’ve used this motif before!Eli is a suspect now because apparantely he was out all night and some serious drama happened last night!!!! Or the show is just playing with us.

brooke is going to a pageant, she’s gonna pick Gutavo to go with her..obvs..

what’s up with Eli? He’s trying to manipulate the situation! Damn what’s up with all the parties! Fake ID’s, what like they’re a big deal!!!

Why did Audrey take a picture of Gustavo??!!! OOH now Audrey thinks it’s Gustavo....it’s probably not...Zoey though...

Eli wants Emma!!! They had a moment! Tequila from ‘Jake’ oooh don’t drink it guys!!! Looks like a cool house party!!Are they all gonna fall asleep now?!or vomit! That was a mean stunt the killer pulled! Zoey, Gus and Eli have officially joined the group, not good for them!

Gustavo could have set this up, just to get closer to Emma, just like Eli!!!

Creepy backstory to Eli!! Audrey thinks it’s Gus. Emma is going to suspect Eli!!! Aaw Noah and Audrey!!!!! OOOMMMG threeeway???!!! LOOL 

“Somebody who wasn’t there” What if Emma’s father is Troy James actually???!!! The sheriff finds the killers mask, tbh it’s probz a set up! I bet Audrey set him up!!!!!!!

aah Zoey shuts him down!!!! 

Now for the pageant!!! Hooooly Shit!!! thats some Carrie right there!!! Well at least they know it’s on again!

CONCLUSION: At least Jake’s body has been ‘recovered’ and the new killer sure introduced him/herself with that!!!! 

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