The Unsung Ballad of Haley Meyers
Poor Haley Meyers, the girl we loved to hate, Who tortured Audrey Jensen, but was still pretty great Her one Achilles heel was her desire to mate... She just tried to give the killer a blowjob Poor Haley Meyers, she went too soon And although she had the appeal of an old greasy spoon Hey, at least when her death came, it wasn’t by harpoon... She just tried to give the killer a blowjob Poor Haley Meyers, she was a gift to television And to anyone who uses her name with derision Just remember that she only died from one bad decision... She just tried to give the killer a blowjob And now, as a devoted fan of poor Haley Meyers I solemnly swear that when my life expires I will be giving in to my own sinful desires... I’ll die trying to give the killer a blowjob