#scream incorrect quotes

[sourpinkscissors]

og horror husbands (and their unwilling third)

[cobaltperun]

Survey

Tara Carpenter x Female Reader

*Reader's phone rings* Reader: Hello?

Ghostface on the phone: What's your favorite scary movie?

Reader: Sorry, I don't have time for surveys. Have a nice day. *Hangs up*

Tara: Who was that?

Reader *shruggs*: Just some survey, asking what's my favorite scary movie.

Tara *visible panic*

Reader *visible confusion*

Masterlist

[stumisstability]

Sidney: i'm lesbian

Tatum: omg yessss me too!!

Stu: lmfao literally no one give a shit

Billy: oh cool sidney, i'm bi

Stu, overly excited, pretty deranged, sprinting over and looking at Billy: YOU ARE?!!?!!

[jybyls]

Eyes opened

Tara: Hey, y/n, do you know anyone who knows how to play the trumpet?

Y/n: Why?

Tara: Because I wanna annoy Sam.

Y/n: Tara, sweetheart, you don't need to know how to play the trumpet to annoy her.

Tara: …

Tara: You just opened my eyes, love.

[fandomnerd9602]

Tara: what do you wanna do for thanksgiving?

Y/N: you…like five different ways

Tara: to eat!

Y/N: well I’d like to eat you—

Sam: we’re deciding the menu, Y/N!!

Y/N: oh…right

For @jacenradio7

[i-miss-clouds-i-miss-byler]

Sidney: You can’t kill people, it’s illegal!

Billy: Oh no, Stu, Sidney says this is illegal. I hadn’t thought of that.

Stu: *laughs*

Billy: That was sarcasm. I had thought of that.

[whats-those]

Part 5!

Part 1

[now-whos-doing-that]

Scream Incorrect Quotes

Gale, to Dewey: This chicken nugget is shaped like a heart. That's how I feel about you!

Dewey: *starts to ugly cry and has to leave the room*

Stu, to Billy: This chicken nugget is shaped like New Jersey. That's how I feel about you.

Billy: What the actual fuck does that mean??