#screaming lmao

[stuckasmain]

OKAY—

[wunmimosaku-archive]

the thai auntie doing my braids said she takes Black clients first and makes white people wait to book

[moddestmouse]

THIS IS SO SPECIFIC?

[pablosfrestelse]

Guys you won’t believe what I just found in my parents’ house. It’s tango taas igen

[katsmtmsdoodles]

im not okay anymore. im so not okay anymore.

FJFJFMMFKDM LMAOOO y'all are literally hilarious

Sorry about the trauma bro🙏🫡

[devilsprophet]

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy?????

“No…no, no. None of that.”

[astrallightsout]

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[cravemore2]

❝    that    sounds    incredible,    ❞    she    purrs,    back    pressed    hard    against    the    wall    they    lean    on.    usual    doe    -    shaped    hues    now    slanted    with    a    look    of    lust.    ❝    but    how    much    of    a    show    would    that    really    be    for    you ?   i    think    …    ❞    she    pauses,    slow    in    the    way    she    wiggles    out    and    around    his    form,    and    begins    to    take    backward    steps    toward    a    body    -    sized    ottoman    in    the    middle    of    the    room.    ❝    i    wanna    give    you    a    really    good    view.    ❞