#screeds

[chucktims]

something something i was never who you wanted me to be

[edit: please go like the original textpost by @bytedykes instead of this thing i made on a whim at 3am]

[herrmit]

joy kwon would absolutely thrive on the night shift. between john "i heard it might rain today" shen's idgaf attitude and parker "your patient doesn't give a fuck" ellis's intolerance for bullshit, my girl could finally spread her wings far away from the plague of terrible men bringing her down

[robinwize]

we didn't get to see joyce byers mourn her daughter. we didn't get to see will and jonathan mourn their sister. we didn't get to see max mourn her best friend. no it's all just hopper hopper hopper mike

[allegorrier]

homura doomerism

[momtoki]

oh ok. so hasegin won the shipping war everyone else can go home

[skaterboysavior]

w/ the release of act 2, it seems that nobody is asking the big questions such as:

where is ekko?

if viktor died once and came back after a few days of being in the sourdough starter, does that count as his three-day jesus resurrection?

if the above is true and he's dead again, are we about to witness the second coming?

do we think cait and vi had enough time in between tousling around in the dirt and planning their little ambessa betrayal to have a quickie?

if the 'get jinxed' song is canon within the arcane universe, was that a self-titled mixtape she released or is it just a famous pop song that everyone was getting down to... good marketing either way

where is ekko.

was it mel's mystery magic/connection to the arcane that saved her (and by jayce by proxy since he was standing so close) from jinx's rocket?

jayce.... no bitches ....

where is ekko????

where the hell is ekko?????????????

[shiawasepunch]

sorry i'm still stuck on this behind the scenes interview where taz straight up says he flirts with jacob the most out of everyone. sanuso stays winning

[moretheta]

the promised bingo card