#sdbf

[wiggenstaff-anonymous]

the people in the room across from my window seem to be having a rave bc i can see their multicolored lights flashing and can hear fantasy caramelldansen playing all the way from here

[viennese-ho]

a joke

lol I’m working on a guy I met on tinder. he’s a millionaire, in his mid 30s. we had our first date about 3 months ago and when we were arranging the 2nd one he suddenly just stopped messaging me. I ignored it and weeks later he wrote again, apologising bc he had trouble with one of his companies.

so I decided that it was time for him to buy me something lol. I asked him how he planned to make it up, he then asked me what I wanted, I sent him the link to a fenty liquid lipstick 😂 dude called me today, I didn’t pick up, so he left me a message saying that the lipstickS, plural, have arrived and that he wants to see me. XD

I feel like he doesn’t have much experience with women, guess he’s been focused on his work. his voice is unbelievably annoying. and I HATE unexperienced men, they’re like children. can’t wait to see how many lipsticks he got me.

on a different note, I’m suicidal today. feels weird to write that down. it’s been quite a time since I’ve felt like this, maybe it’s just the new antidepressants. I feel like my whole life is a joke.

[venicechick]

It’s so funny how these older wealthy-looking men on Bumble are so excited to talk to me and can’t believe their luck that I’m even talking to them. They almost immediately start hinting how wealthy and successful they’re - house in the Hamptons, exotic trips to impress me blah blah That is until I tell them what type of relationship I’m looking for and that it involves them opening their wallet and spending money on me 😂😂😂 suddenly they’re not so rich anymore 🤣 and begin talking about their 3 kids from their first marriage, other expenses and they won’t be able to afford me lol or outright disappointed in yet another gold digger. I’m so done finessing these men - they’re older and interested in me, I’m not wasting my time going on a date and explaining myself to them, just for them to be schocked that I want money 😄 plus they are always the ones who start talking how successful and rich they are. Why would I be listening about your luxury life if I don’t get anything out of it? They really think I’d be impressed at the possibility of getting involved with such a successful man and would sleep with them faster ? No, I legit don’t give a fuck lol I’ve met CEOs and billionaires, so I’m not impressed with your stories sir. I see you’re a millionaire and maybe have like $5-10 mil but that’s literally not that much if you live in Manhattan and have kids and an ex wife. If his net worth is 5-10 million, he won’t be able to afford 5k allowance to begin with. That’s just the reality of it

[cocosugxr]

So it might be over between me and Tesla. The Spoiled GF route is really exhausting and I’d rather be in an arrangement where we both agree to the same thing from the jump.

He definitely cares about me but unfortunately he requires too much of my time and doesn’t give me much except for a meal and a headache. On top of that, I told him my car was going to cost $600 to fix, and he only sends me $100. ( I wasn’t even expecting the whole 6 in such short notice but he could have at least covered half of my imaginary car costs)!! ((Lol I’m actually really caring and humble in real life but not to these men..tf...))

Anyway, I think this thing has run its course, as I don’t see it getting much better in the future 🤷🏽‍♀️ oh well, alls well that ends well✌🏽🌹✌🏽🌹✌🏽🌹✌🏽

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[venicechick]

Ladies, learn how to give good massage. Most men love it so much! Also don’t forget to massage his head and face. He will melt into your arms! My SD is addicted to it. I also do stretching exercises with him 😃😃 He was so happy and grateful last night that he gave me extra 2k, in addition to my allowance💸💸💸 And he’s buying me La Perla lingerie because that’s what we talked about as I was massaging him. IDGAF about the lingerie, to be honest but he’s so happy with me he wants to buy it for me. I’m definitely no pro at massage and never took any courses. I used to date this asshole who loved to use me for whatever I got and always wanted a massage, so I guess all the time I spent practicing on him is finally paying off with another man - literally paying off 😄 Tip: If you want to ask for something, make him feel good first, start massaging his palm and wrist gently, make him feel relaxed. Make him addicted to your touch. He will want to see you more and more because he’ll always be craving your touch.

[venicechick]

Had 2 dates off SA this week. I decided to get to searching again and messaged like 100 men and had 9 dates scheduled, eventually got 2 dates - the rest cancelled - some rescheduled, some flaked! This is pretty normal for SA : 90% will flake on you anyway.

1. We had lunch at the Japanese place. He was a nice man - definitely not rich enough for me but we connected; he’s originally from Eastern Europe like me. He wants to meet 2-3 times a month for a few hours at a hotel, so it honestly might work from time to time - can have him as a back up. We really connected based on shared background.

2. Had dinner with an Indian investment banker that same day. He turned out to be really nice and gave me $ 500 just for my time. I love it when that happens lol. I felt really comfortable with him and he was absolutely in love with me by the end of the dinner. Really hope to see him again. He then insisted on giving me a ride - he has 3 cars including a new Tesla , lives in the city and drives everywhere 😆😄 pays like 50 everyday just for parking so he can park near work. Lol most men say how expensive it is to have a car in NYC and they can’t afford it - this man keeps 3 cars in NYC! He has some serious $$$$$ and is so nice ! He definitely has a great potential. He said he wants to meet 4-5 times a month. Some weeks he won’t be able to meet at all but some week he’d want to meet 3 times a week. Will see about that 😄😄 and if anyone will go through with the plans