Stardew Valley Incorrect Quotes: Part 6
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Harvey: Please, stop trying to eat aquarium gravel...
Vincent: But Sam said they were forbidden Nerds!
Sam, munching on aquarium gravel: They are!
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Shane: Look, I know your disappointed, but why not at LEAST have a drink with me?
Elliott, wearing his swim suit: You said this was a dive bar, I wanted to dive.
Shane: *sigh* you're a fucking dumbass...
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Leah: And here's my latest work!!
*reveals a canvas messily spalttered with warm shades of paint*
Leah: It resembles that feeling when you're having a mental breakdown but can't because you need to always seem perfect!
Shane: What-
Emily: Haha, same.
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Razmodious: I think I have a kid in the town...
Abigail: I suspect that my dad isn't really my dad...
Caroline: I wish my husband paid more attention to me...
Pierre: M O R R I S !!!!
Morris: P I E R R E !!!!
Farmer:
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Jaz: Tea Party!!
Shane: I'm not-
*2 minutes later*
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Marnie: Alright, I'll send little... um...
Farmer: Say her name Marnie.
Marnie: I'll send your sheep...
Farmer: S A Y I T
Marnie: I'll send little... DooferMcFlooferAss... to her new home...
Farmer: Thanks! I'd also like to buy a chicken!
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Linus: Yeah, someone threw rocks at my tent and ripped it up-
Farmer, pulling their sword: Who.
Linus: I'm not sure-
Farmer: I'LL FIND THEM
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Shane: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Farmer: Money is like, Presidential Trading Cards...
Farmer: So exchanging money for change is like a battle...
Farmer: AND TAXES ARE LIKE BULLIES STEALING YOUR HARD EARNED PRESIDENTIAL TRADING CARDS!!!!
Farmer: So no, I won't be paying taxes.
Lewis: What the FUCK-
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I'm running like, 8 accounts and struggling to make content for all of them lol