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hudcon late night debut must-haves: diva trenchcoat ✅ cxnty sunglasses ✅ model strut ✅
heated rivalry/hollanov fanfic recommendations!! all are completed, except for the WIP section, which will be at the bottom.
So Close, Major Character Death, explicit, 16k. A devastating on-ice collision changes everything for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, and everyone who loves them. (fucking broke me omgggg)
When The Ice Breaks, not rated, 33k. Shane takes a serious injury during a game, and stubbornly tries to hide the seriousness of the injury from Ilya
On the Brink of Forever, Major Character Death, mature, 20k. AU where the Centaur’s plane crashes, and Ilya dies. Goes through Shane’s grief, mourning, and heartbreak. (Made me cry sooo much, I loved it).
Cunk on Hockey, teen, 1.5k. Philomena Cunk travels to Canada to interview Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.
Until You Breathe Again, teen, 15k. Shane almost dies on the ice after the hit from Marlow. Ilya handles his emotions poorly and has a very public meltdown.
To Be Remembered, Is To Be Loved, explicit, 14k. Amnesia fic where Shane’s last memory is 2010, and he has forgotten his marriage to Ilya.
i love you, ya tebya lyublyu, je t'aime, not rated, 10k. Shane and Ilya get into an argument, and a car accident follows.
Hold On (I Still Want You), not rated, 20k. Shane and Ilya have broken up, but a call that Ilya’s had a seizure and is in a coma brings them back together. (angsty as hell, I cried a lot)
victory lap, teen, 2.5k. Ilya fights Gritty.
don't ask (and i won't tell), explicit, 4.2k. Five times the Centaurs have questions about gay sex -- and one time, they wish they knew less.
Concussion Protocol, explicit, 49k. Ilya suffers a concussion instead of Shane, and has to stay in Montreal, where Shane has to take care of him. (one of my favs!! Also has a sequel that’s a WIP!!)
20 Questions, not rated, 5k. The plane scene, except Shane hears the news, panics, and travels to Florida to see Ilya before the Centuars’ game.
you've got a friend in me, teen, 1.4k. After Shane hears about the Centaurs’ emergency landing, Hayden comforts him.
the ground is spinning still, general, 3.8k. Shane has a hard time dealing with Ilya's brush with death.
always only you, mature, 6k. Expansion on the TLG scene where Ilya says Shane can sleep with other people.
Absolutely Not, explicit, 24k. Post-TLG Shane considers retirement, homophobia, his public life, family, and his legacy. He also gets a tooth knocked out, visits the beach, and is repeatedly pissed off by how hot his husband is.
@MLHTracker, teen, 4.8k. The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter. (truly one of the best)
If you were gone, I would know, explicit, 13k. Ilya loses his phone during the emergency landing, and Shane charters a plane to Tampa to find him
how do you feel? Teen, 11k. Shane Hollander, interviewee, throughout the years.
better whip me if i misbehave, explicit, 4.4k. Ilya decides to make Shane jealous, and Shane doesn’t let him get away with it and makes Ilya beg for it.
What the Ice Takes First, mature, 24k. Omegaverse AU, where an on-ice collision leaves Shane fighting for his life. And Ilya, furious and terrified, is forced to stand helplessly close while the truth remains buried.
A Full Night's Rest, mature, 10k. Parent hollanov. Shane is retired, and they have adopted a child. Ilya continues playing games while his family watches from the stands.
Til They Retire Your Number, explicit, 17k. Ilya decides to retire. Shane is very normal about it.
daylight. explicit, 8k. Ilya is planning Shane's birthday party when he gets a letter stating he's in danger of getting deported. He keeps this to himself and hopes for the best.
Sound of sirens, rush of pain (I almost thought I heard you call my name), Suicidal Ideation, teen, 11k. Two years after being diagnosed with depression, Ilya wants to commit suicide.
last name (first name), explicit, 11k. Five times they're forced to be Hollander and Rozanov -- and one time they get to be Shane and Ilya.
Plentiful, but Ultimately Finite, explicit, 10k. Domestic, fluffy, Hollanov, Shane's struggle learning Russian, and the things people do when they care.
The Other Side of the Road, explicit, 15k. After sixteen seasons of professional hockey, Shane Hollander retires from the NHL in the interest of starting a family with his loving husband.
my hero, teen, 2k. Ilya’s chain breaks without him noticing. Shane comes to the rescue.
it's a fine line (between love and hate), mature, 4k. Five times Shane and Ilya's friends worry they're on the verge of divorce -- and one time they realize they're flirting.
The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong), general, 14k. The internet believes Ilya Rozanov is dating Yuna Hollander.
WIPs:
Alligator Bites Never Heal, explicit, 44k. Ilya takes a puck to the jaw.
Eyes On Me, explicit, 55k. Shane gets kidnapped.
My sweet Ilya, mature, 55k. Ilya gets injured in a game against the Voyageurs, and Shane goes to pieces. Everything is exposed on the ice, and nothing will ever be the same again.
Moment, mature, 34k. All Shane had wanted to do was watch his fiancé play hockey. But when Ilya takes a hit, their secrets start crashing down around them.
5 times Ilya fights the internet for his husband and 1 time he lets them win, general, 13k. Ilya never backed down from a fight, even if the fight involved half of the internet.
The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and It’s Married), explicit, 41k. Poor PR department has to deal with Hollanov + the internet. and Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com.
The Second First Time, explicit, 58k. Amnesia AU. Shane has to relive nine lost years, learn to trust his ‘enemy,’ and find out whether he can fall in love with his own husband all over again.
The Interview, teen, 9.5k, ESPN hires a reporter fluent in Russian. Rozanov’s interviews go viral, and hockey fans around the world get a new look at what they thought about Boston’s #81.
I HOPE YALL ENJOY AND GIVE THESE AUTHORS ALL THE KUDOS THEY DESERVE!!! also if u want more lmk 😉
i made some heated rivalry keychains using shrinky dinks!! i was inspired by some cute hollanov drawings + the merch and thought it would be fun to make :D also the "R" in canada dry lowk looks like an 'A' and it really pmo so ignore it
EDIT: Tutorial on how I made them
I hope yall like my keychains, lmk if u want a list of materials or how I made them :)
also RIP to my first Hollander jersey that I spent forever on just for the oven to mess it up 😭. also RIP to my wallet cuz i went ham in Micheal's
hudcon with Omar Apollo and Charli xcx. I'm so chill about this I swear.
the three things that are getting me through today are:
THAT FUCKING COTTAGE SCENE, ilya rozanov's ass, and shane hollander's stretch marks (I think about it and all of a sudden I have a renewed passion for life)
SHANE HOLLANDER!!
I love my autistic son
who remembers the week after episode four came out and we were all going feral over the club scene and the All the Things She Said mash-up and how that scene made our tummy hurt
it's been like over 6 months but my hollanov addiction is so strong...they have me in a CHOKEHOLD. they make my tummy hurt in a good way and I will NEVER be chill about them.