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Two-sentence horror story

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That's gay.

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Fiddler's Green's speech at the end of S2: Guys, do not write that fix-it fanfic.

Morpheus himself at the end of S2: Guys, write that fix-it fanfic.

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The Mentor Method

Asscreed 1 Altmal oneshot

AO3

When novices—literal children—start leaping off Masyaf's roofs in something they’ve dubbed “The Method of the Mentor,” Malik vows to give said youngest Mentor in history a piece of his mind. And he does. In return, he gets sleepless nights, a midnight visit, a crushed flower, far too much teasing, and the terrifying suspicion that maybe, just maybe, this chaos is their version of happiness.

And that he loves it.

I know, it's 2025 and I am still writing Altmal... But who can blame me when @wedvariin painted such a beautiful art? Yeah, exactly. :3

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Malik Al-Sayf liked my porn without plot fic where Altaïr dry humps pillows to Malik's explicit letter?

Fork found in the kitchen.

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Hob is doing great in my docs! Dealing with it so well!!

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Chapter 7 of And yet— as Abbas recollects it (not!) during a fever-induced hallucination.

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When you're posting a fix-it Dreamling fic and additional tags on AO3 roll out and you're like Yes, all of them, thank you: