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[itsaseamonster]

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Assassin's creed - mostly only Altmal

And Yet—

Finished 10/10, AC1 and Bloodlines POV Malik Al-Sayf

And yet tag

Art by wedvariin

Playlist

The Mentor Method

That bookmark says it better than me

Finished 1/1, 16k words

art by Wedvariin

The Letter From Jerusalem

Finished 3/3, 14k words, Altaïr is stuck in Cyprus and gets a steamy letter from Malik, invents sexting

The Ache of Leaving

Finished, 3/3, 34k words, a few weeks after Al Mualim's death, toxic yaoi

The Ache of Being Allowed

Finished, 3/3, 46k words, people come and go, but altmal stay, swordfighting as foreplay

All of my altmal fics are nicely and in order tucked in the Altaïr and Malik's Chronicles series

Sandman - mostly only Dreamling

What Is Immortality If Not a Series Of Losses

Ongoing, 8/13, 108k words, fix-it Dreamling fic following Hob from the very beginning

Endless and Inevitable

Finished, 1/1, 7k words, porn with some plot, after season 2, retired Dream

Dragon age - mostly Fenhawke

(yeah I wish I am not posting that hahhahah)

I shitpost. About asscreed.

Tags: asscreed, seamonster talks, seamonster writes, :D (that is a tag, check it out)

[animentality]

Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[nattousan]

ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[icantspellthings]

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

[icantspellthings]

I literally live in south east asia

[hollowedskin]

Most countries cut the map like that because it's the easiest and most logical place to have a big vertical split! Everyone else agrees that the awkward and self centred way that Americans cut the map so that they sit in the middle is obnoxious as hell.

[hickeygenderarchive]

geralt says happy out of touch thursday

[bullenterprise]

healthy progression of a relationship would necessarily bring an end to yearning? categorically false. a true yearner can yearn even in the most fulfilled scenarios. a true yearner can be nuts deep, inventing more esoteric levels of desired intimacy on the fly.

[nuilox]

idea of Desmond's ancestors being in the future is so funny

[itsaseamonster]

Adjusting my bra strap in slow-mo like a warrior gearing up for battle before work.

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aa ca t tat c tg "" 't tg cca "c" t t a t t t tat g "a" " g g ga" a ta c ta c t at ct t a

Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3

(image source)

[roundearthsociety]

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[flowerbleedme]

you can have sex with music or abstract concepts but we still haven't found a way to have sex with people