Life Rates AU
Have you ever wondered why they called them “mortality” rates? It’s almost like they’re marking the likelihood of being forced to face your own mortality, but they put a different label on it because “death rate” just didn’t have the same anti-morbid ring to it.
There’s also a rumor that there’s information hidden in the oldest places in the world, where names and ages are whispered in secrecy: the Vatican Archives, the Illuminati Vaults, the Royal Air Force Menwith Hill in England, Area 51, the Svalbard Global Seed Vault, even some corners of the Dark Web.
It’s easy to try and guess what they’re hiding there, but what if I told you the core piece of information they’re dedicated to hiding isn’t nuclear launch codes, the existence of aliens, or the location of the Antichrist. What if I told you they’re hiding the most important thing to the continuation of human existence: our immortality rates.