Your Fave Is Problematic: My DnD Characters
Juice:
got Ritty fired and didn't apologize for fifteen sessions
said apology included the phrase "I'm not sorry"
hasn't told the party that he's possessed by a spirit who's somehow tied to the quest they're on
is mean to Keeps
is manipulative and keeps secrets
has probably killed people
Taleasin:
has definitely killed people
knows Arran has dragon trauma but keeps his wyvern around anyway
talked Sunny into helping him with a heist, where Sunny almost got arrested and they didn't even get the goods
introduced himself as The Talon and didn't tell anyone his actual name for several sessions
lies about everything
doesn't seem to care about anybody
Story:
gave the party shit for accidentally killing a man and then accidentally killed a different man
gets knocked out in every fight but always tells it like he singlehandedly saved the day
doesn't own anything he didn't steal
uses Riley as a proxy for his dead sister
stole his dead sister's identity
has a crush on a straight guy
Dev:
wanted to kill the assassins sent after the party and needed Father Raylen to stop her
is an 18 year old girl with a crush on a 30 year old man
was upset when the party broke her family's pact even though that was her stated goal
hesitated when asked if her siblings should be saved or killed
is inefficiently multiclassed
Sehra:
got impatient and kicked in the front door while the rogue was sneaking around the back
told a duke to his face that they killed his son because they didn't realize the duke was that guy's father


















