the night is young and the daydream's real

he / him | icon by @wervley on picrew | running on queue that i show up to fill

[proteidaes]

Moon joy 🚀🌕

[justsomeguycore]

why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

[bimbobuggins]

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

[mindflamer]

[everysinglepheel]

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[tlirsgender]

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

[tlirsgender]

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

[enthusispastic]

To be fair, some have argued (convincingly), that she should be considered a planet.

[enthusispastic]

@vacuously-true

[kosmogrl]

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[chic-a-gigot]

L'Art et la mode, no. 14, vol. 16, 6 avril 1895, Paris. Robe de promenade en drap Suède, garnie de velours hanneton. Corsage-blouse monté à tuyaux. Manches nouvelles. Jupe ronde garnie de rubans de velours hanneton. Capote de jais. Bibliothèque nationale de France

Suede cloth walking dress, trimmed with chafer velvet. Blouse-bodice fitted with pipes. New sleeves. Round skirt trimmed with chafer velvet ribbons. Jet hood.

[marzipanandminutiae]

@maureen-corpse

[yorickless]

it's crazy how much the field of computing has been able to do with just semiconductors. imagine what would happen if they managed to get full conductors working. twice as much!

[diseases-for-center-control]

Foodborne illnesses are overpowered because humans are terrible at cause-and-effect. Tummy hurts? Puking, diarrhea? Humans will say oh it's the last thing I ate. WRONG, many of these pathogens can take a day or more to show up. Salmonella usually takes 6-48+ hours for symptoms to develop. Norovirus, 12-48 hours. Depending on the type, E. coli can take 1-8 days.

By the time you stop shitting your brains out for long enough to wonder how you got sick, you're looking at entirely the wrong time window. Karen is calling the health department on the burrito truck that gave her the runs, whole time it was the upscale restaurant she went to two days before. Diseases are sneaky like that.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[ymutate]

August Friedrich Siegert (German, 1820-1883)

The Little Art Connoisseur, 1863

[thotsandpreyers]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[catboybiologist]

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

[virtualgirladvance]

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

[raevenlywrites]

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

[scrabbleknight]

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

[thedeadtravelfast]

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

[nightcrawler-fan]

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

[kittydesade]

.... is one of those guys Blade?

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

[regexkind]

where did you get "nulla basilica sine Columbus" from? I love that

My wife came up with it; "no cathedral without doves"—the idea that pigeons turn underpasses into places of worship by making their homes there

[real-real-numbers]

that's awesome your wife is awesome

[cursedartistnelari]

All links are going to be in my bio, but I'll writte them here in case is easier

GoGEtFunding

Kofi

Paypal

[hymneminium]

You know how it is with dichotomies

[mereologic]

it depends

[cryptotheism]

Or it doesn't