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From the back of the dust jacket from my first book:
A Tetris Grand Champion at just 11 years old, he kept that ability well into his 40s where he would regularly challenge his coworkers and threaten to “whoop that ass for some money.” An avid consumer of fried chicken and its many variants, his personal record at his local fish fry was 16 pieces, along with 8 pieces of fish. He had a pet bird with a penchant for starting fires that he named Molotov Cockatiel
There’s something about a pair of navy blue Dickies. They’re usually the most comfortable pants, even when compared to other Dickies.
If you’ve never tried a pair, give ‘em a shot. You may like them.
That being said, the only thing I’m looking forward to on Monday, is wearing these pants.
I just got notified that one of my employees (the second within a week) has been removed from work per their doctor.
I’m done for the day. I’ve been home for about 20 minutes. Immediately I start trying to find someone to cover them for tomorrow.
I ask another employee who has the day off if they’re available, to which they reply “I work tomorrow lol”
It’s then (after I’ve already texted 5 different people) that I realize I’m a week ahead. I create the schedules and have remembered next week’s schedule. It’s a relief, but it’s also a bitch because I blanked on my own work. TF?
As I was texting with another supervisor, I told them about my fuckup and said “holy fuck, I forgot what I scheduled 😂 am I officially a supervisor?”
The response, while also incredibly worrying, I found to be absolutely brilliant. Especially when I think of some of the other supervisors I work/worked with. It just said:
WELCOME TO THE BRAINFOG.
😂
It’s been a while. I hope you’re all well out there.
Mushroom shirt makes me feel a bit like Twoflower today.
Works for me.
I sort of wish I could colorcode posts to indicate if it is a serious re-blog or something I’m re-blogging just so I could make an asinine comment and not hide it in the tags
Her: *points at My Little Pony Commercial* I had Peaches & Cream. Me: I had Peaches & Herb
Joke
Me: Why do bugs hate the Pink Panther?
Other me: Why?
Me: Because his theme song goes, "dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!"
Other me: 🙄
