So this is a little story I made up about me and my friends, don't judge me you guys.
So one day, cora had decided that she was bored of being lazy asses and just sitting around not doing shit,
So she decided that she force all the other asses to go with her to the park, there was a park not to far away if they were to drive, but it was to long to walk so she wouldn’t have to worry about one of them attempting to run home and eat all the food that was in the fridge like a fat ass, because that would suck cause they had JUST gone to the fuckin store and she didn’t want to do that shit again, THAT was just weird.
They pulled into the parking lot of the park, (and yes the park is so fucking big it need a parking lot get the fuck over it) and took the keys and stuck them in her bra, because there was no way in hell she was gonna trust any of these guys to drive, because, buggy would freak out and crash, Mel would be to fucking high to do anything correctly, Lee would g et annoyed with everyone else and crash the car on purpose, cause she’s a bitch like that, and edii, well edii would probably take them all to some gay club, and like not one of the the cool, fun gay clubs, like one of the really crapy ass gay clubs, that’s just full of old idiot perverts who are trying to prove that they can “turn” all the lesbians,
So they all ran around the big ass park, buggy ran and hidd under the slide, because she’s an anti social little shit, edii ran over to a group of boys and began to flit, because he just can’t control himself the poor fucker, Mel had gone straight to the fire pole, like the hoe she is, and no one cares what lee did,
Cora, was on the swing but was not swinging, rather she was just sitting on the swing,
She looked over at mel, who was doing a terrible job at being seductive as she danced on the pole, and called out to her.
“MEL!” She yelled,
and mel stopped what she was doing and walked grudgingly over to where cora sat on the swing,
“What do you want whore.” Mel said upset that her whorish dancing was interrupted.
“Push me daddy!” Cora said like a little child who wished to be pushed on the swings,
“GOD DAMNIT VORA PUSH YOURSELF I’M NOT YOUR FUCKING DAD!” Mel yelled, causing, buggy to come out from her hiding space, EDIIS flirting was disrupted by the sudden out burst, and Lee stopped doing whatever the fuck she was doing, no one cares what it was.
And they all came over to see what was going on.
“Daddy please push me on the swings!” Cora begged
“NO! And I’m not you parent! You don’t have any parents cause they all abandoned your annoying ass!” Mel shouted at her.
All of they sudden buggy crawled up onto a swing of her own and shouted.
“NO!push ME daddy!”
“YOUR NOT MY KID EITHER! I DON’T HAVE KIDS! I HATE KIDS CAUSE I’M A BITCH LIKE THAT!” Mel shouted.
However at this time edii and Lee had both gotten onto swings of there own and all of the assholes had started to yell.
“PUSH US DADDY!” They cried.
“PAY ATTENTION TO US DADDY!” Buggu yelled from the way
Swing.
“Fuck you bugs!” Mel yelled
“You know she wants to” Said an eery voice and they all looked up, to see the horrible ghost, of cheese, who was apparently ded,
They all instantly jumped off of the swings, Buggy freaked out and ran over to Cora, shoving her hand down her shirt and fishing the key out of coras bra,
Cora being to Stunned that, bugs had just felt her up, to protest just ran with all the others to the to the car and took of,
They had been driving for a little while, However, buggy being buggy, remembered that she in fact did not know how to drive and crashed them all into the side of a porno production building.
the car went up flames and they all died instantly.
Epilogue: The ghosts of, edii, Buggu, Mel, Cora, and Lee, floated in the inside of the porno production building that bugs had crashed them into.
“I can’t believe you broke my car!” Cora fumed, because honestly it was a gorgeous carnand that was all she really cared about any more.
“Your the one that let me drive!” Buggu defended.
“Only because I was in shock cause I had just been grouped by you! And see if was right all along that you shouldn’t drive! You ruined my beautiful car!” Cora yelled.
“SHE GOT ME KILLED AND YOUR CAR IS ALL YOU FUCKING CARE ABOUT!” Lee yelled being self centered as always and only thinkingabout the fact that she was dead.
“Honestly… I don’t know…. what you guys are so… upset.. about… this is… fucking great..” Mel said breathlessly, touching herself as she watched, a lesbian porno that the people in the building were currently filming.
“YOU’RE GAY!” Everyone yelled at her.
“God just accept it already.” Cora mumbled disgusted at the fact the mel was masturbating right in front of them all.
*THE END*
