#selfdepreciatinghumor

[e9art]

i often ask myself 'what the fuck was i thinking?' and the answer is always the same, 'how the fuck should i know?' e9Art 

https://www.ebay.com/str/e9art

ACEO / Miniature Art 

[leahchampagne]

Me to my anxiety : Imma just stand there,mind ma own business.....

Anxiety:

.....wait......Thats not upto you

[leahchampagne]

That moment when the 'ADULT YOU' starts resonating to this suicidal duck you laughed at ur entire childhoood......🙄🙄

If this doesn't hurt bad....ur either not an adult or ur dead by noww..... 🙄🙄

@anxietyproblem @the-memedaddy

[leahchampagne]

Me : (after watching all the people around me doing great in life):

[leahchampagne]

My mental status this new year's eve is going to be like....if you offer me drinks i would politely refuse and have nothing...but would somehow still seem to be more drunk than all of the people combined in ur partayyyy🙄🙄

Anxiety?! .....u sure are not leaving me next year....

leahchampagne

[leahchampagne]

Jamie Chua has a 700 squarefoot closet and owns more than 200 Hérmes bags ,more than 300 pairs of shoes.

Meanwhile I own a 30" x 50" .........2 bags, 4 shoes , 5 shirts and i still cant figure what to wear to work tomorrow.....

#lazy girl problems

[slayemwithflowers]

So what if i drink beer in a whitetee and jeans in my apartments alley and it could be pure coincidence that i work with propane and propane accessories..

[sassmaster-sammywinchester]