#selfiewithasquirrel

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"I don't want to feel your hot feet."

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"What's an item found in a purse or wallet that starts with the letter C?" "See, not in my wallet, but I hear some people have something called...cash."

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"There's a variable called "p hat" and I just can't take it seriously."

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"Nick and Gatsby are gay for each other."

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“Panic at the Disco? Well, in your case it’s more like Erin Panics at the Everywhere.”

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Runs into the room and throws salt at sister: You've been a-salted!

[selfiewithasquirrel]

"Maybe we're only friends because we're so weird that nobody else will be friends with us."

[selfiewithasquirrel]

Sara just rolled over, rubbed her tummy, and asked "Want a wet pretzel?"